Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen, May Melee is upon us, and next week we will have a battle like no other.
It's the Hart family taking on DX, CM Punk, and Daniel Bryan, with two surprise legends joining the fray!"


Mean Gene: "In one corner, we have the legendary Hart family, Bret Hart, Billy Graham, Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart, and the British Bulldog,
all united to defend their family's honor! Lets hear from them!"


British Bulldog Davy boy smith: "Ho ho da fooken Chyna fooken come out and coated us da fooken match!
Jim Neidhart: "Welll. This ends next week right Superstar?"
Superstar Billy Graham: "I have a calling..."
Bulldog: "I got a callen two it's to get fooken more beer!


Neidhart: "Yeah beer! I like that!
Graham: "Ohhhhh I see it now!


Bret Hart's theme hits


Bret Hart: "Ayyy shoawn an yeahhh
degenerates dis is ah wrestling family we wrestle for a living!"
Graham: "I hear it!"
Bulldog: "whhhaa do fook?"


Neidhart: "He hears DX and dose two punks screaming!"
Bret: "My fans knooo Dat I'm da best wrestler!
And dose guys have no chance same wit dose other so called wrestlers."
Graham: "I know... I will.....'


Mean Gene Okerlund: "They'll be facing off against the rebellious and controversial facton in wrestling history DX.
Shawn Michaels, X-Pac, Bob Backlund and Chyna, all looking to prove their dominance once again!"


Shawn Michaels: "We got Chyna here!
and Chyna what are you going to the Hart family and those other guys!"
Chyna: "I'm gonna bust balls!"
Xpac: "YAAAAH!"
Shawn Michaels: "Bob tell em bout how DX rules wrestling!"


Bob Backlund: "We are gonna be the presidents of the country!"
Chyna: "Joe Biden, you better watch out for a Chyna takeover!"
X-Pac: "Hart's and those other guys SUCK IT!"


Mean Gene: "But that's not all, folks. We have the dynamic duo of CM Punk and Daniel Bryan!
Those are two of the most skilled wrestlers, joining forces to bring their unique brand of intensity and passion to the ring!
Let's hear from the vegan and the straight edger!"


CM Punk: "DX and the Hart Family, prepare yourselves.
Prepare for a wrestling match like no other. Prepare to be tested, pushed to your limits, and witness firsthand the relentless wrestling knowledge that we bring to the ring.
This is our time, our moment, and we will seize it with everything we've got!"
Daniel Bryan: "That's right, Punk! Next week we face the Hart family and DX, they maybe a group of legends.
But we are not here to bow down or show reverence.
We are here to bring our A-game, to showcase our wrestling skills, and to prove that we are the best wrestlers!"


CM Punk: "But that's not all, my friends. We have been promised two surprise legends to join us in this battle.
Legends who have inspired us, who have paved the way for wrestlers like us.
Legends who understand the importance of this match and what it means to the future of this industry."
Bryan: "YES! YES! YES!"


CM Punk: "So, get ready, DX and the Hart Family. Get ready to be astonished by our wrestling skill.
those morons will be pushed to there limits, and they will witness firsthand our wrestling abilities and how we are the best wrestlers in this industry.
And we will emerge victorious! And everyone will know about our wrestling abilities!"


Mean Gene: "We have not one, but two surprise legends ready to make their presence known next week.
Who could they be? Which iconic names will step foot in this very ring to join the battle? Tune in next week!"