Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I present to you the most audacious, the most daring, and the most extreme fighting show ever witnessed in the history of this industry.
I proudly introduce to you... Watch Them Die Live.... "You Can't Do That!"

Heyman: "I want to take a moment to thank a true legend, a man who taught us that limitations are mere illusions and that the power of determination can overcome any obstacle.
I'm talking about the late, great Ray Charles!"

Heyman: "Ray Charles once said, "I was born with music inside me. Music was one of my parts. Like my ribs, my kidneys, my liver, my heart. Like my blood.
It was a force already within me when I arrived on the scene."

Heyman: "Ray Charles's words resonate with me deeply because I believe that same force resides within each and every one of us.
It's the force that tells us we can achieve the impossible, that we can defy the naysayers and accomplish things others think are impossible.
That force is what drives me, and it's what fuels WAAATCH THEEEM DIEEE LIVEEE!"

Heyman: And to those who dare say, "You can't do that!" I say, watch us! Watch as we shatter expectations, break barriers, and redefine what it means to be a true fighter in this circle.
On "You Can't Do That," we prove that limits are for the weak, and we thrive on the belief that there is nothing we can't do. Soooo let's watch them die LIVEEE!"

Brian Knobbs' theme hits

Brian Knobbs: "Who is gonna get Nastizized?"
Heyman: "Come on out!"

Chuck Palumbo's theme hits

Knobbs: "Ayyy you kid be ready to get nasty?"

Knobbs punches Chuck

Knobbs punches Chuck
Heyman: "Ok you wok Knobbs!"

The hot dog's theme hits

The Hot Dog: "I am about to face a true legend in this business pat Patterson and I wanna sa-"

Pat Patterson's theme hits

The hot dog: "Let's wrestle!"
Pat Patterson: "Before we do I gotta say that I've always loved hot dogs.
I love the way they taste, I love the way they smell, and I love the way they make me feel!"

The Hot Dog: "Uhhh I uhh gotta go!"
Pat: "Love is love, even if it's love for a hot dog."

The hot dog runs away

Pat: "Get back here! I love you!"
The hot dog: "Nooo!"

Heyman: "I got to address the elephant in the room. That elephant, of course, is the fact that Alberto Del Rio is a man, and his opponent is Paige who, is a woman.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Heyman, that's man-on-woman violence! That's not allowed!"

Heyman: "But you're wrong!
You see, there is no rule in watch them.die live that says a man can't compete against a woman."

Heyman: "Bring em out and let's see him lets see Mexico's number one domestic abuser!"

Alberto Del Rio's theme hits

Heyman: "They say you can't talk about domestic abuse guess what I hate the word can't so Alberto what was it like to hit that bitch?"
Alberto: "Well Heyman I gotta say it wa-"