Mean Gene Okerlund: "I am here in the legendary Stu hart dungeon for the May Melee!"


Mean Gene: "British Bulldog Davy boy smith you got any words before this may melee?!"
British Bulldog: "Yeah I dou dey argh guna be fooked!"


Mean Gene: "Bret any words?"
Bret Hart,: "My wrestling will be all I have to say!"


Mean Gene: "Stu any words?"
Stu Hart: "Ehhhhherghhh wheresehhhdabisgbigbasard?"


Kung fu fighting by Carl Douglas plays


Mean Gene: "Oh my it's Kung fu Billy Graham!"
Superstar Billy Graham: "Thaaa Superstar Billy Graham, and I am a karate master.
I have trained for years in the art of karate,
Ya see I am now ready to unleash tha fury ya understand
Get ready DX, Punk, and Daniel Bryan and any legends they can find daddy!"


Graham: "DX, you think you're so tough, but you're nothing compared to tha Superstar.
Yer guna see what real power is when ya got broken bones and crying like dis board YAaaaaaaaaahhh!"


Graham: "Punk, you think you're the best in the world, but you're just a joke.
Ya gona be put in yah place oh and Bryan, you fucken vegan,
tha Superstar going to put an end to your veganism and chop you up like a pork chop!"


Graham: "All of you, get ready for the beating of your lives.
I am Superstar Billy Graham, and I am the karate master. You will all bow down to me."


DX's theme hits


Graham: "Yah Bobby Backlund I am da Kung fu master nrotha!
And you can't do shit to me now!"


Graham karate chops backlund


Graham chops Backlund down


Xpac goes for a kick


Bulldog catches Xpac


Shawn Superkicks Jim Neidhart


Bret Hart: "I'm gonna shou yew sum holds."
Chyna: "Bret you cannot make submit!"


Chyna low blows Bret


Chyna low blows Bulldog


Graham: "You ain't low blowing me honey.
I got more moves dan a bowl of jello yah go ahead try me honey!"


CM Punk's theme hits


Punk and Daniel Bryan jump off the stairs


Graham: "Aw damn dat wuz my first catch spot!"
Stu Hart: "Ehhhhherghhh wutsgoenonhere?"


Superkick to Stu


Stu: "Ehhhhherghhh."


Shawn: "Sooo you think you are an icon?"
CM Punk: "I'm the best in the world!"


Punk slaps shawn


Spike piledriver to Shawn


1.....2.....


Graham breaks the count with a karate chop


Graham: "In karate we toss midgets!"


Bryan goes flying


Graham: "Yah da Superstar is got da karate so look out!"


Superkick to Graham


1....2...


......3
WINNERS: DX


Shawn: "Yeah DX standing tall we are alllllways stand!"
Chyna: "Yeah isnt that right Xpac?!"
Xpac: "SUCK IT!"


Bob Backlund: "And we can wrestle!'


CM Punk: "Where in the hell are the two partners at? What the fuck?"
Backlund: "I gotta shut this Punk up!"


Crossface chicken wing to Punk


Shawn: "Those two surprise legends are scared of DX!"


Jake Roberts: "Jesus Christ, Berserker, you're a terrible driver."
Berserker: "What? I'm a great driver!"


Jake: "You almost drove us off the road three god damn times!"
Berserker: "That's just because I'm excited to be here! And we are fucken here!"


Jake: "I texted Punk and let him know we are late. What the fuck?
Do you even know where we are?"
Berserker: "Yeah this is Stu Hart's house!"


Jake Roberts: "This is not Stu Hart's house."
Berserker: "Yes it is. I can see his barn from here!"


Jake: "That's not Stu's barn."
Berserker: "Let's go in and see Stuuuuuu
Ohhhh and help that Punk and the bad vegan HUUUS!"
Jake: "I was here years ago and I know this isn't the Hart house.
God damn where are we?"