Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and tonight is a special night!
Before we dive into the heart-pounding action of the "I Guess You Had to Be There" tournament, I want to take a moment to acknowledge someone special."

Heyman: "I want to extend my heartfelt gratitude to the sensational Lorrie Morgan for her stunning performance of "I Guess You Had to Be There"
Her voice touched our souls and set the stage for an unforgettable night."

Heyman: "I have assembled a lineup of fearless competitors who will push the limits of what you thought was possible.
From the legendary Kevin Nash to the formidable Ronda Rousey, from the fierce Paul Varelans to the iconic Brutus Beefcake, this tournament is a message!"

Heyman: "So, ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
Welcome to the "I Guess You Had to Be There" tournament, where a message will be made, and the world will watch them die LIVEEE!"

Heyman: "Let me introduce our audience to our new ring announcer... Michael Buffer!"

Michael Buffer: "Fight fans Welcome to watch them die LIVEEE from beautiful mexico city.
And i gotta ask are you ready? Mexico are you ready? Viewers streaming right now on Peacock are you reeeeaaadddy?"

Buffer: "Well for the thousands here in Mexico and for the millions watching around the world on Peacock LEEETSS GEEET READDY TO RUUUUUMBBBLEEEEEE!"

Buffer: "Ladies and gentlemen, Hailing from Coney Island this is the fighter who brings the sizzle and the flavor, The Hoooooot Dooooog!"

Buffer: "Known for her unrivaled skills, and relentless determination,
she has proven time and again why she is considered one of the greatest fighters of all time. Theee one theeee oooooonly.... Roooondaaaaa Rouuuuuseeeeeyy!"

The Hot Dog: "You don't want me!"

arm bar to The Hot Dog

Alberto Del Rio pulls Rousey off the hot dog

Hot Dog: "I won! I won!"

Heyman: "Uhh I wouldnt quite say that HAHAHA!"

Pat Patterson's theme hits

Pat Patterson: "Come here you! I want some!"
Hot Dog: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Heyman: "HAHAHA All apart of the plan!"

Buffer: "Weighing in at 250 pounds, standing at six foot fouuur.........
He is Known for his, razor-sharp blades, undeniable charisma, and his signature strut,
making his way from San Franciscoooo Bruuuuuutus the Baaaarber Beeeeeeefcake!"

Brutus Beefcake's theme hits

Brutus Beefcake: "I hate your damn commercials!"

Brutus rakes Mondo Gecko's eyes

Knee lift to Mondo

Heyman: "Ok, Brutus you won!"

Brutus: "I'm gonna get that golden peacock!"

Brutus struts

Buffer: "Weighing in at 300 pounds, standing six foot eight inches tall, he is the master of seal eating!
He is from the icy north of Fairbanks, Alaska, and tonight he promises drop the temptiture here in Mexico,
I present the onnnnne the oooooonly, Paaaaaul "The Poooolar Bear" Vaaaaaarelaaaans!"

"When it's spring time in Alaska" by Johnny Horton plays

Tommy Dreamer: "C'mon bear you think you are extreme? I'm hardcore!"

Paul takes down Tommy with a leg sweep

Paul goes for Tommy's leg

Heyman: "Now this is entertaining!"

Paul claws Tommy
Heyman: "Ok thats it!"

Buffer: "The winner the pooolllaaar bear!"

Buffer: "We have to thank the wonderful Lorrie Morgan lets bring out our next fighther!"

Buffer: "Known for his softness, his ability to bring comfort,
and his adorable nature he is from the McDonald's happy meal.... Theeeee Beaaaannanie baaaaaby!"

Buffer: "Now entering the circle this man is known for his undeniable strength, charisma, and his unrivaled five moves.
Hailing from the motor city Detroit Michigan, standing at seven feet tall, the one and the only, Biiig Sexy Keeeeevin Naaaaaash!"

Kevin Nash kicks the beanie baby

Jack knive to the beanie baby

Kevin Nash: "What the fuck is this shit? HUH? WHAT IS THIS?!"

Nash: "This is a god damn joke!"

Nash: "So, here's the deal. I just got off the phone with Scott Hall and I told him I'm leaving Watch Them Die Live.
And I told Scott that we are taking our talents elsewhere. We thought well hmmmm then
Scott and I both agreed We're headed north, where we'll find guys who understand this business and who won't treat it like some kind of circus act."

Nash: "I refuse to be a part of this mockery. I refuse to be associated with an event that as interesting as Joe Biden riding a bicycle!"

Nash: "Scott and I are like birds and for the summer we are flying up north!"

Nash: "See ya!"

Buffer: "Welcome to the finals of the I guess you had to be there tournament. Are you ready? Fight fans are you uuuuehhh REAAAADDDY?"

Buffer: "For the millions watching on Peacock..... let's get REAAAADY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE!"

Buffer: "Making his way to the circle for the second time here is a man who is not afraid to cut!
This is a man who has many identities but tonight he is known has Brutuuuuuusss the barbeeeeeer beeeefcaaaake!"

Brutus Beefcake theme hits

Buffer: "Its about to get cold because here in the finals tonight
is from the icy north of Fairbanks Alaska paaaaaaul the poooolaaaar beaaar Vaaaaarelaaaaannnns!"