Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen my name is Paul Heyman and I am the owner of watch them die LIVE and tonight I will shoot straight with you!"


Heyman: "My shoot is later stay tuned but now we have a big intergender match that the UFC is too afraid to give you!"


Heyman: "Go ahead Buffer do your thing!"


Michael Buffer: "Tonight fight fans you will see an intergender battle for the ages!
Just like Billie Jean King versus Bobby Riggs but this time it's a shoot fight are you uuuuehhh reeeeaaadddy?


Buffer: "Fight fans are you uuuuehhh REAAAADDDY?
Then for those in attendance and the millions watching around the world on Peacock
LEEETSS GEEET READDY TO RUUUUUMBBBLEEEEEE!"


Buffer: "Introducing first, hailing from San Luis Potos, Mexico, weighing in at 240 pounds, standing six foot five inches tall,
he is the embodiment of class, power, and technical mastery!
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the oooone and oooonly, Albertoooooo Del Rioooooo!"


Alberto Del Rio's theme hits



Buffer: "And his opponent, making her way to the circle hailing from Riverside, California, weighing in at 135 pounds,
standing five foot five inches tall, she is the queen of the Octagon, the trailblazer, the groundbreaker! Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the fierce and relentless Rhoooooonda Rooooooouuuusey!"


Rhonda Rousey's theme hits



Heyman: "Go at it and let's watch them die LIVEEE!"


Back elbow to rousey


Arm bar to rousey


Rousey reverses into an arm bar


Ankle lock to Del Rio


Del Rio hits rousey with the golden Peacock


Punches to rousey


Arm bar to rousey


Paige kicks Del Rio in the balls


Paige: "Dis is fo wut yew did teu me!"


Omos grabs Paige


Omos throws Paige


Heyman: "There ya go throw that bitch!"


Heyman: "It's time for my shoot!"


Heyman: "Are you READDY? Then for omos in attendance this promoter is gonna shoot!"


Pat Patterson: "Hold on I just wanna where is da hot dog guy?"
Heyman: "He's not here obviously!"


Patterson: "I know but I want da weiner!"
Heyman: "I'm about to shoot Zeus take care of him he may like it HAHA!"


Zeus punches Patterson


Heyman: "Stomp him that is maniacos' mentor take his ass out!"


Heyman: "He might like his ass taken out just stomp on him oh hey Maniacos your mentor is down!"


Heyman: "I've been orchestrating these tournaments for one reason and one reason only:
to bring down the mighty Maniacos and put an end to mania once and for all."


Heyman: "Think about it everyone of Maniacos' friends have all been taken out and nobody is left to save your orange ass!"


Heyman: "I brought in Zeus, the man who stood toe-to-toe with you in that ridiculous movie,
to show the world that your so-called power is nothing but smoke and mirrors.
And now, I have Omos, a force of nature, a giant among men, these two are ready to demolish everything you hold dear."


Heyman: "Zeus and Omos are not just here to defeat you, Maniacos.
They're here to humiliate you, to embarrass you, look what they did to all of your friends you fucking orange fool!
Your legacy will crumble, the mania will be shattered, and the world will see the truth and the fraud that you are!"