Bob Caudle: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with the one and only John Cena!
John, great to have you here. The wrestling fans wanna hear from you."


John Cena: "Bob, I gotta tell you, I'm feeling fantastic! You see, I'm a human being again!"


Caudle: "That's great to see, John!"
Cena: "Well, Bob It was a wild and wacky experience, let me tell you."


Caudle: "Oh, yes, it was, John. It was quite the sight to see you in a turtle shell.
But it seems like you're back to being your human self now?"
Cena: "You got it, Bob! After a lot of shell-shocking moments and a few shell-tastic adventures,
I managed to find a way to break the turtle spell. Now, I'm back to being good old human John Cena!"


Caudle: "That's incredible, John! How does it feel to no longer have a shell and all the turtle quirks?"
Cena: "Let me tell you, Bob, it's a relief. No more slow walks, no more craving for lettuce,
and definitely no more hiding in my shell during tough matches.
I can move freely, I can be myself, and I can wrestle with the best of them!"


Caudle: "That's great to hear, John. So, with this newfound freedom, what's next for you in the wrestling world?"
Cena: "Well, Bob, I'm ready to take on any challenge that comes my way and that includes the Mohawk Valley Prowler.
I'm here to prove that being a human is where it's at. The hustle, loyalty, and respect are still in full effect!"
Caudle: "Fantastic, John! I'm sure your fans are thrilled to have the human Cena back. Any final words for them?"


Cena: "To all my amazing fans in the Cenation, thank you for your support through thick and thin.
Remember, life is too short to be a turtle. Embrace your humanity,
embrace your inner Cena, and let's take out the Mohawk Valley Prowler!"


Caudle: "Wise words, John. Thank you for this entertaining and uplifting interview. Best of luck in your future endeavors!"
Cena: "Thanks, Bob! And remember, turtles may be cool, but being human is where it's at!"


Conrad Thompson: "Welcome back to another episode of 83 Weeks. Today, we're going to talk about something a little different.
I've been planning this big Good Vibes Party, and we've been discussing who should be on the guest list. Any updates on that?"
Eric Bischoff: "Absolutely, Conrad. The Good Vibes Party is going to be a blast, and we've been racking our brains to figure out who should attend.
Now, I know we've been focusing on old wrestlers, but I had a unique suggestion that I think you'll find interesting."


Conrad: "Oh, I'm all ears, Eric. Who are you thinking?"
Eric: "Well, hear me out. John Cena. I mean, we've been talking a lot about him lately,
and there's one crucial point that we can't ignore. You both were transformed back in to human beings."


Conrad: "That's true, Eric. I'm so happy to be a human and to be in love with Sunny."
Eric: "And, Conrad, I've always believed in surrounding ourselves with positive energy, good vibes,
and happy people. Cena embodies all of that. He's been an inspiration to millions, a role model both in and out of the ring."


Conrad: "Cena's energy and positivity are infectious.
Having him at the Good Vibes Party would undoubtedly elevate the atmosphere. I'm all for it!"
Eric: "Great! I'm glad you see where I'm coming from, Conrad. Who else should be there?"


Conrad: "Oh Ric and of course my sweet love, Sunny."
Eric: "Oh Sunny she is so fun! She is going to have a great night!"


David Crockett: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with none other than the legendary Mr. T.
Mr. T, it's great to have you here.
Now, with Roddy Piper is there unfinished business between you two. Can you shed some light on that?"
Mr. T: "Well, let me tell you something, David. Roddy Pipuh may think yo gotten da best of me, but he mistaken.
Dat man can't run forever. I've been chasing him all over da place ya know?
Yah and I'm not done with him yet.
But here's the thing, David, I've realized that Pipeuh had some help, some sneaky little assistance you see."


Crockett: "Are you referring to the ladder spot?"
Mr. T: "Dat's right, David. I'm talking about da Mohawk Valley Prowler. That dumb guy been lurking in the shadows,
causing trouble ya see, and aligning himself with the likes of Pipuhr.
Well, I've had enuff of it. It's time to put an end of dat and me an Cena we gonna stop da crazy stuff."


Crockett: "That sounds like an incredible alliance, T. The Mohawk Valley Prowler should be shaking in his boots right now.
Is there anything you'd like to say to your fans and the Prowler himself?"
Mr. T: "To my fans, I want to say thank you for your unwavering support.
The Prowler may have thought he could break me, but he dunno da power of the T.
And to the Mohawk Valley Prowler, I say dis yo days of causing all da chaos are numbered.
We comin fo' you, and justice will be served. You can run, but you can't hide!"


Conrad: "Hey Sweet love, I'm so excited for the good vibes party Next week! It's going to be off the hook."
Sunny: "I know, right? I'm so excited to show off my new outfit. I just got it from Gucci."


Conrad: "I'm sure it looks amazing. I'm sure you'll look great."
Sunny: "I'm also really excited to show off my new car. I just got that Tesla You bought me."


Conrad: "I got it in the right color riiight?"
Sunny: "Yeah I would like it in a little lighter blue."


Conrad: "You deserve it. You've worked so hard in this business."
Sunny: "Yeah. I have."


Conrad: "So, what are you planning to do at the party?"
Sunny: "I'm not sure yet. I might just dance the night away."


Conrad: "That sounds like fun. I'm sure you'll have a great time."
Sunny: "I'm sure I will."