Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for an explosive night of action and mayhem!
I'm Mean Gene Okerlund, and I'm here to bring you all the details on the upcoming Watch Them Die Live show entitled 'Red White and Boom'!
Mean Gene: "In the main event, we have a clash of titans!
Two larger-than-life competitors stepping into the circle.
It's none other than the legendary Maniacos taking on the Polar Bear powerhouse Paul Varelans!"
Mean Gene: "Eariler I had a chance to talk to Maniacos take a look."
Mean Gene: "Maniacos you are facing Paul Varelans do you have comments on that?"
Maniacos: "Well, let me tell you something, Mean Gene!
I've faced some tough opponents in my career, from giants to monsters, but a polar bear?
Yeah well I got news for you Mean Gene I ain't afraid of no polar bear, Jack!
Yeah, he may look mean and nasty, but I've got something that can't be stopped, Mean Gene!"
Mean Gene: "What is that Maniacos?"
Maniacos: "I've got the power of The mania running through my veins, brother!
And when the power of the maniacs is behind me, there's no force on this planet that can bring me down!
Whether it's in Mexico or the north pole, I'm always ready to fight DUDE!"
Mean Gene: "Let me remind you Maniacos that Paul Varelans is a trained MMA fighter!"
Maniacos: "So, Mr. Polar Bear, if you think you're gonna step in the circle with the mania?
And you think you can take me down, Ha HA Ha
well, you better think again, brother!
I've faced the biggest, the baddest, and the meanest, and I've always come out on top!"
Maniacos: "I'm the Immortal Maniacos, and I fear no polar bear!
With the power of the mania, I can conquer any challenge, overcome any obstacle, and emerge victorious!
So, get ready, Mr. Polar bear because the power of the mania is coming for you!"
Maniacos: "Whatcha gonna do when the mania and the power of the maniacs run wild on you?
Believe me, Mr. Polar bear the mania is gonna have you go extinct!"
Mean Gene: "There you have Maniacos let's get to you Paul Heyman!"
Paul Heyman: "Awww I'm not scared and neither is Paul Varelans but now I got Alberto Del Rio!"
Heyman: "Alberto your gonna finally take care of that bitch Ronda, right?"
Alberto Del Rio: "Ci!"
Ronda Rousey's theme hits
Rousey takes down Del Rio
Del Rio knees rousey
Rousey goes for an arm bar
Del Rio puts Rousey in a dragon sleeper hold
Paige low blows Del Rio
Paige holds Del Rio's legs as Rousey puts an arm bar on Del Rio
Rousey: "Say it. Whats Dos Caras to you?"
Del Rio: "UNCLE!"
Heyman: "That doesn't count!"
Paige: "He said it!"
Honky Tonk Man: "Yeah you don't uncle dis ain't da fucken play ground ya dumb bitch!"
HTM kicks Rousey
HTM and Del Rio run away
Heyman: "Ohhh Poal Bear Varelans show Maniacos what your gonna do!"
Paul Varelans' theme hits
Varelans stomps on the two women
Maniacos' theme hits
Heyman: "Let's get outta here!"
Maniacos: "You gals alright?"
Zeus kicks Maniacos in the balls
Omos chokes Maniacos