it doesn't matter who stands in Hacksaws way.
Whether it's a villain, a brute, or a no-good troublemaker, they're all gonna feel the power of the 'Hacksaw'!"
Duggan: "Hacksaw doesnt care who it is. It could be the biggest, the baddest, or the meanest wrestler out there.
They better be ready, because ol Hacksaw is back, and he's swinging fists with the power of a hundred fireworks!"
Mean Gene Okerlund: "There you have it, folks! 'Hacksaw' Jim Duggan is back in action,
and he's ready to make a statement!"
Jim Duggan: "Hooooooo! USA! USA!"
Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome to a night of electrifying action and jaw-dropping excitement!
My name is Paul Heyman, the extreme narrator!
and I am here to introduce to you the most explosive event Watch Them Die Live Red, White, and Boom show!"
Heyman: "Tonight, in the scorching Mexican heat, something will bring frozen
And what will be frozen? The mania!
The Polar Bear, Paul Varelans will put the mania on ice!"
Heyman: "So, buckle up and prepare for a night of unparalleled intensity.
Watch Them Die Lives Red, White, and Boom show is about to take you on a wild ride
that will leave you craving for more extreme action.
Don't miss it, for tonight, The mania will meet its icy demise at the hands of Paul Varelans!"
Heyman: "Get ready to witness history in the making, as Watch Them Die Live shakes the foundations of Shoot fighting once again.
This is Paul Heyman reminding you to brace yourselves for the red, white, and BOOM!"
Heyman: "Let me introduce to you to our color commentator The Honky Tonk man!
And here's the circle announcer Michael Buffer!"
Michael Buffer: "Are you ready for the Unforgettable clash between Paul 'The Polar Bear' Varelans and Maniacos!
Arrrrrre youuuu readddy?
For Paul Heyman and the millions watching on Peacock.....Leeeeeeet's geeeet reeeeaaaady to rummmmmmble!
Buffer: "Making the way to the circle hailing all the way from the icy north of Fairbanks, Alaska,
weighing in at 400 pounds, he is the master if seal eating, Paul 'The Polar Bear' Varelans!"
Paul Varelans' theme hits
Buffer: "Making his way to the circle hailing from the warm waters of the mediterranean sea!
weighing in at 328 pounds, he is the embodiment of charisma and power!
Theeeee oneeee and oooonly Maaaaaniacoooos!"
Maniacos' theme hits
Maniacos: "Polar Bear, you might have the ice-cold stare, but let me tell you something, brother.
When The Mania runs wild on you, you'll be melting faster than an ice cream on a hot summer day!"
Maniacos takes down Varelans
Varelans takes down Maniacos
Arm bar to Maniacos
Maniacos reverses and puts the arm bar on Varelans
Maniacos slams Varelans
HTM: "Fuck You! You ain't sheet!"
Leg drop to Varelans
Maniacos: "What do you think, Jack?"
Heyman: "Me? My name is Paul Heyman and not jack, brother!
And it's over when I say it's over, DUDE!"
HTM: "You think you can handle my shake rattle and roll?"
Maniacos: "Honky Tonk Man, you think you're the king of rock 'n' roll?
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
When I hit you with my big boot and leg drop, you'll be singing a different tune, jack!
Maniacos: "Honky Tonk, I've seen you strumming that guitar, dude!
Yeah let me remind you, brother, that I'm the master of the bass guitar.
And tonight, I'm about to be strumming your body across the canvas, brother!
Pat Patterson grabs Omos' chair
Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Roman Reigns: "Hey y'all whats the buzz?"
Reigns: "Try my honey punch!"
Reigns trips Omos
Patterson: "danks Maniacos!"
HTM: "Next week it's going to be on I'll shut your orange ass up!"
Maniacos: "Whatever dude!"
HTM: "Maniacos I'll put you in the ghetto and I'll have the golden Peacock dancing with my blue suede shoes!"
Maniacos: "Next week How about we turn up the volume and rock 'n' roll?
But don't worry, I won't break your guitar. I'll just break your dreams of ever winning that golden Peacock, brother!"