Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with CM Punk, who has been making some bold statements regarding his ongoing battle against the NWO."


CM Punk: "Yeah thats right myself and Daniel Bryan are taking on the NWO!"
Mean Gene: "At the risk of sounding negative you didn't hear about what Daniel Bryan has been up to?"


CM Punk: "No, I haven't."
Mean Gene: "Take a look."


Daniel Bryan: "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages I am here to introduce you to a new team, a team that is all about fun and entertainment.
This team is called Lettuce Entertain You, and it consists of myself, Daniel Bryan, and the one and only, Doink the Clown!"



Bryan: "We love making people laugh, and we believe that this should be fun.
That's why we're not here to wrestle. We're here to entertain you. So Lettuce Entertain You!"


Doink: "Yeaaaah funnnn!"


Doink: "Let's show em!"
Bryan: "Yah here's some entertainment!"


Bryan: "This is what wrestling is all about!"


Doink: "We'll make you laugh, we'll make you smile, and we'll make you forget all your troubles!"


CM Punk: "Alright, alright, enough is enough! Daniel Bryan.
I thought we were on the same page, fighting for the integrity of this sport, giving it our all in that ring.
But now, what do I see? Daniel Bryan and Doink the Clown, calling themselves 'Lettuce Entertain You'?"


Punk: "Let me remind you, Daniel Bryan, that this is professional wrestling, not some circus sideshow!
We're here to compete, to push our bodies to the limit, and to give these fans something they can truly believe in.
But you, my former friend, have abandoned that principle. Tell me when I'm telling lies."


Punk: "I will continue to fight for the honor of this sport, even if I have to do it alone.
But Daniel Bryan, I can't help but feel disappointed in you.
You were one of the best, one of the most respected, and now you've become a laughingstock. Tell me when I'm telling lies."


Punk: "So, Daniel Bryan, if you want to dance around with Doink and call it entertainment, go right ahead.
But remember this: while you're busy entertaining, I'll be out here, proving why I am the best in the world.
And when the time comes, I will make sure you regret ever straying from the path of true wrestling. Tell me when I'm telling lies."


Punk: "I've never been one to back down from a fight.
These guys think they can run roughshod over everyone in the industry, but I'm here to prove them wrong.
I'm here to remind them that there's still one man who refuses to bow down to their tyranny tell me when I'm telling lies."


Mean Gene: "Well Punk are you saying you are doing this by yourself!"
Punk: "Well, Mean Gene, as of today, I stand alone against the NWO. But next week, I have something special planned.
I can think of two individuals who are just as determined as I am to take down this corrupt faction.
Two individuals who are tired of seeing Mufasa. And let me tell you, when they stand by my side, the NWO will tremble in their boots."


Mean Gene: Well, there you have it, folks. CM Punk, a lone warrior for now, but with reinforcements on the horizon. We'll be eagerly awaitin-"


Lights go out


Scott Hall: "This is for your dumb comments, chico!"


NWO stomps on Punk


Mufasa: "You are telling lies!"


Mufasa: "The NWO is jusss-"
Kevin Nash: "Toooooo...."
Hall: "Sweeeeet!"