Paul Heyman: "Welcome to watch them die LIVEEE!
And we got someone that Peacock will be proud to have as it's representative!"
Honky Tonk Man: "Well, well, well, look what we have here!
It's the Golden Peacock trophy, huh?
Let me tell you something, baby, as the Honky Tonk Man, I know a thing or two about gold!
Brother, brother.. I can say brother!
I've got gold records, I've got Grammy nominations, and now, I'm adding this Golden Peacock trophy to my collection!"


Heyman: "Peacock you want subscribers?
You are gonna get em with the Honky Tonk Man as your Peacock champion!"
Honky Tonk Man: "So, to all you peacock exacs out there, let me tell you something.
When you think of the best, you think of the Honky Tonk Man.
When you think of iconic performances, you think of the Honky Tonk Man. And when you think of gold, you think of the Honky Tonk Man!"


Michael Buffer: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the main event of the evening!
Are youuuuuu REAAAADDDY?
Welll for the millions watching on Peacock LEEETSS GEEET READDY TO RUUUUUMBBBLEEEEEE!"


Buffer: "Coming to the circle he is the master of the taped fist!
Weighing in at 275 pounds, hailing from Glens Falls, New York,
the one and only... "Hacksaw" Jim Duuuuugaaaan!"


Buffer: "And his opponent, known as one of Pablo Escobar's toughest hippos...
from the depths of the Colombian jungle... The Ferocious Hipppppoooooo!"


Duggan: "Ok tough guy, you ain't never seen a guy like me tough guy or tough hippo!"


Duggan goes for a takedown to the hippo


Duggan goes for an arm bar


Duggan punches the hippo


The hippo bites Duggan


Duggan takes down the hippo


Zeus' theme hits


Duggan: "Let's fight!"


Zeus punches Duggan


Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"


Mean Gene Okerlund: "I got a big announcement next week.
Next week will be La Venganza del Sol in English it translates to Revenge of the Sun!
And we will see Maniacos facing a mystery opponent!"


Mean Gene: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing here with the one and only Maniacos.
Maniacos, I gotta ask you two things first off.
The betrayal of your long time friend and mentor Pat Patterson
And as we approach the Revenge of the Sun, fans all over the world are dying to know the question.
Who your mystery opponent will be. Can you give us any hints?"
Maniacos: "Well, Mean Gene, let me tell you something, brother.
This mystery opponent, he thinks he can try to take me down.
But let me tell you something, Mean Gene,
I've I dont care about that I faced the toughest, the meanest, and the baddest in this business, jack!
And this mystery opponent is no exception, dude!
He better lace up his boots tight because he's stepping into the ring with the Immortal Maniacos!"


Mean Gene: "Hold on, Wait a minute! You never addressed the betrayal by your long time friend and mentor Pat Patterson!"
Maniacos: "He was never my friend or mentor Mean Gene.
He always wanted some of my backside if you know what I mean, Gene!"


Mean Gene: "Really?"
Maniacos: "Take a look what I said in my book, Mean Gene!"




Mean Gene: "I never knew that wow! Now that does make sense
Any final words for your mystery opponent?"
Maniacos: "To my mystery opponent, whoever you may be, get ready for the fight of your life, brother.
Because when the sun sets on that ring, it'll be the power of Mania that shines the brightest.
So, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and get ready for the ride of your life!"