Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to watch them die live.
I'm standing here with one of the toughest fighters that I've known Hacksaw Jim Duggan!
Hacksaw, you've been known for your fierce battles.
I have to ask, what's with the talk about Pablo Escobar's hippos?"


Jim Duggan: "Well, Mean Gene, let me tell ya somethin', tough guy.
You see, these hippos, they may be mean, but I don't care,Tough guy!
Hacksaw has faced the toughest opponents, and a couple of hippos ain't gonna scare him one bit!"


Mean Gene: "Jim, so it's you versus one of Pablo Escobar's hippos?"
Jim Duggan: "Well, Mean Gene, let me tell ya somethin'.
I've been doing my research, and I've heard these hippos are big, strong, and aggressive.
Just like me, tough guy!
So I figure, if ol hacksaw can take on the meanest, toughest opponents, he can certainly handle a couple of hippos!"


Mean Gene: "There you have it next week Jim Duggan versus one of Pablo Escobar's hippos!"
Jim Duggan: "Mean Gene, you never know what could happen in the wild world of wrestling!
If those hippos want a piece of Hacksaw, he'll be ready with his trusty 2x4! HOOOOOO!"


Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to watch them die LIVEEE!
And I'm Paul Heyman here with the one and only Honky Tonk Man!
Honky, you've got a big challenge ahead of you, facing off with that asshole Maniacos.
What do you have to say about that?"
Honky Tonk Man: "I'm ridin' in the ring, takin' on the Hulkster, brother,
Gonna show him who's the king, like no other!
With my guitar in hand, I'll make him feel the pain,
Honky Tonk Man's here, and I'm ready to entertain!"


Honky Tonk Man: "Ol Maniacos ready for the Honky Tonk Man's rock 'n' roll rhythm in the circle!
When I hit him with the power of my guitar and the intensity of my performance, he'll be singin' a different tune!"
Heyman: Hey Maniacos you hear that? The Honky Tonk Man is all shook up!"


Honky Tonk Man: "Thank you Thank you very much!
Get ready for a rockin' good time!
It'll be a performance for the ages, and the true rock and roller will come out on top!
Thank you very much!"


Michael Buffer: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the main event of the evening!
Are youuuuuu REAAAADDDY?
Welll for the millions watching on Peacock.
LEEETSS GEEET READDY TO RUUUUUMBBBLEEEEEE!"


Buffer: "Introducing first, hailing from Memphis Tennessee....
He is the man who brings the rhythm and rock to the circle, The Honky Tonk Man!"


Buffer: "Making his way to the circle the iconic powerhouse, whose larger-than-life persona has captured the hearts of millions.
Hailing from the warm waters of the mediterranean sea
weighing in at 328 pounds
Thaa one thaaa onlly Maaaaaaniacos!"


Maniacos: "Honky Tonk Man, you think you can come out here with your guitar and sing?
Oh no, not on my watch, brother!
You may be the Honky Tonk Man, but I'm the man who's gonna rock your world!"


Maniacos: "Honky Tonk, get ready to dance to a different tune!
I'm gonna hit you with the power of a thousand guitars, brother!
I'm gonna slam you to the mat with these two giant columns I got!
And when I drop that big leg, it's gonna be lights out, Honky Tonk!"


Maniacos messes up HTM'S hair


Maniacos takes down HTM


Arm bar to HTM


HTM grabs the golden Peacock


HTM hits Maniacos with the golden Peacock


HTM: "Ohhh I'm gonna dance all over you!"


HTM drops a fist on Maniacos


Maniacos runs htm into the stage


Maniacos: "Hear my tune dude!"


Leg drop to HTM


Maniacos: "He's out now it's over!"
Heyman: "It's only over when I say it's over!"


Maniacos: "What do you mean the dude is out!"


Maniacos: "Let me tell you something!"
Heyman: "Go ahead tell me!"


Maniacos: "Yeah it's gunna-"


Pat Patterson: "I got it da fucken guitar I got it!"


Omos' theme hits


Patterson: "Look at dis guy oh mah wow!"


Patterson hits Maniacos with the guitar


Omos puts HTM on Maniacos


Heyman awards HTM with the golden Peacock


Heyman: "A champion we damn be proud of!"