Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to Stu Hart's wrestling!
The whole world is buzzing who CM Punk's mystery partners will be."


Mean Gene: "Ladies and gentlemen the waiting is over!
I'm here with CM Punk, who has some big news about his partners for the upcoming showdown against the NWO.
CM Punk, tell us who you've recruited to take on this challenge!"
CM Punk: "Well, Mean Gene, I've been doing some serious thinking.
And I knew I needed partners who could match the intensity and toughness of the NWO.
So, I went out and found two absolute legends of the ring!"


Mean Gene: "Wow, that sounds exciting!
Who are these partners you've chosen?"
CM Punk: "Mean Gene, first up, we have the man from the cold North, the Bezerker!
This guy is a powerhouse!
And with his mighty sword, he's ready to chop down anyone who stands in our way."


Mean Gene: "The Bezerker, huh? That's quite the choice, CM Punk!
And who's the second partner?"
CM Punk: "Mean Gene, our second partner is none other than the master of mind games, Jake "The Snake" Roberts!
He's got that DDT that can take down anyone, Gene!
Oh and he's got a bag full of tricks that will keep the NWO guessing."


Jake Roberts' theme hits


Mean Gene: "Incredible choices, CM Punk!
But, you know, the NWO is a tough group to take on.
How do you plan on getting ready for this challenge?"
CM Punk: "Let me tell you Mean Gene, we know the NWO is a formidable force, but that won't stop us.
The Bezerker and Jake are already getting in shape, training hard, and honing their skills.
We're not backing down from this fight.
We're coming to the ring ready to give it everything we've got!"
Jake Roberts: "Look at the snake, Gene. Oh and get ready I'm on DDY!"
Bezerker: "HUSS!"


CM Punk: "To the NWO, we say this - you may think you've seen it all, but you haven't seen anything yet!
The Bezerker, Jake and I are ready to bring the fight of our lives.
We're not just here to compete; we're here to take down the NWO once and for all!"
Mean Gene: "Strong words from CM Punk and his partners!
This is going to be one incredible battle, folks. Stay tuned!"
Bezerker: "HUSS!"


Johnny Knoxville: "Hey, hey, hey, Canada!
It's your favorite daredevil Johnny Knoxville!
And let me tell ya, I am stoked to be in the land of the maple leaf!
Now, you might be wondering what I'm up to in this great country. Well, let me fill you in!"




Knoxville: "So I'm banned in the USA oh well!
I gotta say, I've always been a huge fan of hockey.
I mean, who isn't, right? So, while I'm here, I've decided to take up playing the coolest sport on ice!
Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna be slapping pucks and chasing dreams on the rink."


Knoxville: "I'm on a wrestling show right?
I want to wrestle!
I've heard stories about the legendary Stu Hart Dungeon, and let me tell you, I want in!
I want to train like the best of 'em, and what better place to do it than in the heart of Calgary?'


Knoxville: "I've done some crazy stuff in my life, but nothing compares to the thrill of hockey.
And with Stu Hart's training behind me, I know I'm in for the ride of a lifetime!
I'll be bringing my trademark Knoxville flair to the ice, and I promise you, it's gonna be a wild ride!"


Scott Hall: "HEYYO! Ohhh we soooo scared Yeah, Jake Roberts and the Bezerker, huh?
Doze Two guys with more drug issues dan we can count!
Ohhh Dey dink dey can hang with da NWO? Please!"
Kevin Nash: "Hey Hall, let's not forget about Cryin' CM Punk over there!
Always whining and complaining about something. It's pathetic!"
Mufasa: "That's right! These three losers think they stand a chance against the most dominant force in Pride Rock and wrestling history? It's laughable!"


Hall: "Jake Roberts, you've been battling doze demons fo years.
You really dink you can beat us?"
Nash: "And Bezerker, swinging that sword around like it means something? Mufasa: "CM Punk, you claim to be the best in the world, but you couldn't even handle the NWO on your own.
Now you're crying for backup? Pathetic!"