Joe Laracuente: "Happy Memorial day folks here's a statement from the mummy....."
The Mummy: "This has hurt me with my everyday job. It's hard to make a living these days.
I can only hope that the appeal board will see things differently than the ones that came up with this penalty.
I don't consider myself a cheater. I am addicted to the worse drug ever...wrestling! Thanks for supporting me in wherever this goes!"
Doink: "HAAHAHAHA Bret Hart I will win and I will win the king of the ring HAHAHA!"
Bret Hart's music
gut wrench suplex to Doink
arm bar to Doink
headlock to Doink
DDT to Bret
Doink botches
Whoopie Cushion to Bret
into a sharp shooter
WINNER VIA SUBMISSION BRET HART
Bret Hart: "I will out wrestle everyone and then out wrestle Mufasa to win the title!"
Freddie Blassie: "You hear that all of you pencil neck geeks!"
Joe Laracuente: "The Following match is a Nick Hensley Dream Match!"
Eugene: "I love memorial day I think it's my second favorite my favorite holiday is Spiderman's birthday!"
punches to Eugene
clothesline to Eugene
leg drop to Eugene
Rikishi: "beep, beep, beep time to back that ass UP!"
stink face to Eugene
1,2............3
WINNER RIKISHI
Jim Duggan: "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LISTEN Toughguys Your looking at the king of the ring winner!" USA! USA! USA!"
The Mountie: "I'M THE MOUNTIE! AND IAM THE LAW AND ORDER!"
Jim Duggan: "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The Mountie: "I hate you and this country!"
punches to mountie
boot to mountie
drop kick to duggan
The Mountie: "I'M THE MOUNTIE!"
The Mountie: "DUGGAN ARE YOU READY TO BE SHOCKED?!"
Batista: "Are you talking to me?"
roll up to Mountie
1,2..........3
WINNER JIM DUGGAN
Jim Duggan: "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Batista shocks Mountie
Jim Duggan: "USA! USA! USA!"
Hulk Hogan: "Listen here hulkamaniacs It's memorial day and it's time to pay tribute to all of those maniacs who were called when there time was up!"
Hulk Hogan: "For all of those maniacs who were called I will win the king of the ring and win the title for them and the multi million dollar man brah!"
Giant theme hits
3 punches to giant
slam to giant
leg drop to giant
1,2...........3
Hulk Hogan: "I want everyone to stand up and feel the power of hulk a mania!"
Hulk Hogan: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands brother one Nation under Ted Dibiase, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for my maniacs."
