Honky Tonk Man: "Well, let me tell you something, baby!
The Montreal Mad Man is gonna take on Maniacos!
HA HA and there ain't no doubt in my mind that we're gonna have ourselves a Montreal Screwjob!"
Paul Heyman: "Oh, you better believe it, Honky!
The Montreal Mad Man is not playing around.
He's got the skills, the talent, and the cunning to take down Maniacos!
Oh and he's gonna do it in the most perverted way possible!"
HTM: "You see, Paul, the Montreal Mad Man ain't just about wrestling.
He's about mind games, manipulation, and causing chaos in that ring. Maniacos won't know what hit him!"
Heyman: "That's right!
The Montreal Screwjob is cuming, and it's gonna be the talk of the internet.
The whole world will be buzzing about how the Montreal Mad Man outsmarted the mighty Maniacos!"
Michael Buffer: "Mexico are you ready?
Viewers streaming right now on Peacock are you reeeeaaadddy?
Then for those in attendance....
And the millions watching on Peacock...
LEEETSS GEEET READDY TO RUUUUUMBBBLEEEEEE!"
Michael Buffer: "Making his way to circle from the warm waters of the mediterranean sea....
Weighing in at 328 pounds Maniacos!"
Maniacos theme hits
Maniacos: "Who is this Montreal Mad man?"
Heyman: "Like I'm telling you about the surprise then it wouldn't be a surprise!"
Buffer: "It is my honor to introduce you to a man who has a career built on honor and respect...
When we speak of this man we speak of his greatness. We can only compare this man.....
to other Canadian heroes like Wayne Gretzky, Gordie Howe and the great Anne Murray.
A role model and a hero to all children!"
Now enterting the circle...
Buffer: "The mysterious montreaaaaaal maaaaad maaaaan!"
Maniacos: "Hold on here jack! This dude looks familiar!"
Montreal Mad Man: "Aw what da fueck ya taulken about?"
Maniacos puts The Mad Man in a front face lock
Arm bar to the Mad Man
Maniacos: "You give up?"
Mad Man: "Aw fuck you!"
HTM pulls Maniacos
Big boot to HTM
Maniacos: "Let's see who you really are dude!"
Maniacos: "Just as I thought Pat Patterson!"
Maniacos: "Pat in a disguise?"
Heyman: "Just like you!"
Maniacos: "What game are you trying to pull here?"
Heyman: "I don't know.... Terry!"
Heyman: "Hey Terry, watch your back!"
Omos back Suplexs Maniacos
Zeus' theme hits
Heyman: "Give him the Montreal Screwjob!"
Patterson: "I've been waiting years for this!"
Roman Reigns: "I'm putting a stop to this!"
Zeus punches Reigns
Heyman: "Screw him!"
Patterson: "My dream is about to cum true!"
IT'S NEW JACK!
New Jack's theme hits
New Jack jumps off the stage!
New Jack lands
Big boot to Omos
New Jack: "Hey all you mutha fuckas!
I'm back da original gangsta is here!
so all heymans mutha fuckas are on notice!"
Maniacos: "You hear That dude he's back jack!"