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Bob Caudle: "Welcome to the show wrestling fans.
We got a title match here today we got Ricky Rhodes challenging The Corn the the LOL title!"
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Dusty Rhodes' theme hits
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Caudle: "Wrestling fans, I'm here with two of the all-time greats in professional wrestling,
the American Dream Dusty Rhodes and Rambling Ricky Rhodes!
Tonight, we're talking about Ricky going for the LOL title. Tell us about it, Ricky."
Ricky Rhodes: "Woo! That's right, Bob!
I'm about to wrestle a Corn on the Cobb he thinks he can take on the rambler?
Ha ha can you believe it?
But let me tell you something, baby.
I've faced the toughest and roughest in this business, and I've come out on top every time.
This corny fella is just another obstacle in my way to greatness."
Dusty Rhodes: "You tell 'em, Ricky!
This Corn on the Cob may be dressed up fancy,
but dat corn ain't got da heart, da soul, or da skillz that you possess, my brother.
Ya the true champion, and ain't nobody gonna take that away from you, not even a vegetable in disguise!"
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Ricky Rhodes: "Ya damn right, Dusty!
This isn't some backyard barbecue;
dis is professional wrestling, and I wrezled Harley and Jack Briscoe and im da man to beat.
So, Corn on the Cob, you better lace up doze husks tight
cuz yer zteppin into da ring with the rambler, and you're going down!"
Dusty Rhodes: "Whoo! I can feel da energy, baby!
It is gonna be something special, folks.
Ricky Rhodes taking on a Corn on the Cob for the title.
You can't make dis stuff up!
But dats what wrestling is all about, the unexpected, the drama, and the excitement."
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David Crockett: "Corn you are about to face Ricky Rhodes any words?"
Corn: "Just like a corn stalk stands tall and strong in the face of the wind!
I will stand tall and strong against the legend, Ricky Rhodes. Whoooooo!"
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Corn: "Rambler, prepare yourself for a challenge you never saw coming.
Get ready to tango with the Corn,
because, the corn will pop, and the internet will roar as they witness the unexpected become the undeniable!"
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Corn: "To all my fellow corn fans out there,
we will stand tall and show the world that no matter who you are,
where you come from, or what butter you have on, anything is possible!"
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Ricky Rhodes: "Noooooobody says whooo but me and i-"
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Corn: "What is this truck and this giant VHS tape?"
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ALF: "Hey, hey, hey, humanoids!
You're not dreaming, it's really me, ALF,
the lovable furball from Melmac,
and I've come to crash this wrestling party! Wooo!"
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Dusty: "What are yew doing here?"
ALF: "I couldn't resist the opportunity to step into this ring and take on not one but
TWO legendary wrestlers! Ricky Rhodes, and the Corn on the Cobb,
you better believe I'm here to challenge both of you for that title!"
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Corn: "You want a shot you got it."
Ricky Rhodes: "Who are you furball?"
ALF: "Ricky, you might be the limousine-ridin', jet-flyin' kind of guy,
and Corn on the Cobb, you might be the cream of the crop,
but you're both about to learn that ALF's got the moves that'll leave you starstruck!"
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Dusty: "Ring the bell!"
Crockett: "Ok it's official this is now a triple threat match!"
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Ricky Rhodes chops ALF
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ALF chops Ricky
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ALF picks up Corn
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ALF slams Corn to the ground
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1.....
Ricky breaks the count
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ALF suplexs Ricky
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ALF: "I already did more wrestling than you ever have!"
Dusty: "Ya dont kno da bizness!"
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ALF: "Dusty, get ready, because this alien is about to make history!"
Dusty: "No way."
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Ricky Rhodes hits Corn with the title
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1.....
ALF: "Noooo waaay!"
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2.....
Dusty tackles ALF
Both break the count
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ALF kicks Dusty in the balls
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ALF puts Ricky in a cross face
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Crockett: "Wadda say Ricky?"
Ricky Rhodes: "Aaaahhh shiiit!"
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Ricky Rhodes taps
WINNER AND NEW LOL CHAMPION: ALF
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ALF: "I wanna thank all my fellow Melmacians watching from back home,
of course, my newfound human fans for supporting me on this journey! Whoooo!"
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ALF: "And to all my opponents out there,
just remember, when you fight with ALF, you're not just facing a wrestler,
you're facing a cosmic force of nature! Whoo!"
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