Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a historic event taking place right here!
Yes here in the legendary Hart Dungeon!
I'm Mean Gene Okerlund, and today we bring you an electrifying clash that will send shockwaves through the world of professional wrestling!"
Mean Gene Okerlund: "Get ready for the thrill of a lifetime, right here, right now!
So sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold as we bring you the NWO vs. CM Punk
and Jake Roberts with The Bezerker in Stu Hart's basement! Let the chaos begin!"
Mufasa: "Yeah where's that loser?"
Scott Hall: "Oh you mean dat punk?"
Kevin Nash: "Haha CM Puny?"
Mufasa: "Oh and those two drug addicts!"
Nash: "Yeah one is a drunk and the other is grizzly smith's bastard son!"
Hall: "HEYYO Ohhh yah man we in da NWO don't like drunks!"
CM Punk's theme hits
Mean Gene: "Mr. Punk, Where's your partners?"
CM Punk: "I have no idea I bet the NWO did something to them!"
Punk: "They've been messing with me because they are jealous of me!"
Mean Gene: "You mean the NWO made
Jake and the Bezerker go down the wrong highway a few months ago?"
Mufasa: "Like we would waste time with those losers?"
Nash: "We got better things to do ya mark!"
Hall: "Yah like we want to do dat?"
Hall: "Yah show em big Kev!"
Nash chokes Punk
You got a friend in me hits
Woody: "Mr. Punk, you got a friend in me!"
Mufasa: "HA ha Suuuure a friend please!"
Mufasa: "That shit doesn't work here!"
Jacknive to Punk
Chokeslam to Woody
Nash: "Count it Gene!"
Mean Gene: "One...two.. threee!"
Mufasa: "Show em what we think of pixar!"
Fall away slam to Woody
Nash: "The NWO is just toooo sweeeet!"