Stu Hart: "Ehhhhherghhh disisabihahgbasard."


Stu: "Ehhhhherghhh gimmiedatleg."


Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a special edition of Stu Hart's wrestling!
I'm Mean Gene Okerlund, and today, we're coming to you live from the iconic Hart Dungeon in Calgary, Canada.
This is where champions are made, and tonight, we have a special guest joining us for his first day of wrestling training."


Mean Gene Okerlund: "That's right, folks! The one and only Johnny Knoxville, known for his wild stunts and fearless attitude, is about to step into the world of professional wrestling.
Stu Hart, the master of the dungeon, is eagerly waiting to pass down his legendary knowledge and expertise to Johnny."


Mean Gene: "Excuse me, Stu do you have any words for Johnny Knoxville?"
Stu: "Ehhhhherghhh."


Bret Hart's theme hits


Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with the legendary Bret 'The Hitman' Hart, and it seems you have some strong feelings about Johnny Knoxville joining the Hart Dungeon?"
Bret Hart: "Gene, I have to be honest, I'm not thrilled about this at all. The Hart Dungeon is a sacred place, a place where true wrestlers are forged.
Johnny Knoxville is known for his stunts and wild antics, but that doesn't mean he's cut out for the world of wrestling.
I fear he's just going to be a distraction and take away from the serious business of training."


Mean Gene Okerlund: "I understand your concerns, Bret, but hear me out. Your father, the legendary Stu Hart, has always been open to giving newcomers a chance.
He's seen countless individuals walk through these doors with little to no experience, and some of them have turned into great wrestlers."
Bret Hart: "I know, Gene, and I respect my father's judgment. But this is different. Johnny Knoxville is a joke and not a wrestler.
He's making a mockery of wrestling and he's going to hurt others. I just don't see how this is a good idea."


The Jackass theme hits


Johnny Knoxville: "Yeah let me get ready. I'm letting getting the blood flowing!"


Bret Hart: "Johnny, I've seen your stunts and antics on TV, and I can't help but feel like you're just here to make a joke out of wrestling."
Johnny Knoxville: "Bret, I get it. People might see me as a jokester, but I really want to give this a try.
I've always been a fan of wrestling, and I respect what you and your family have accomplished in this business.


Bret Hart: "Putting in the work is one thing, Johnny, but wrestling is a tough and dangerous sport.
It's not all fun and games like your stunts. You have to be willing to take some hard hits and bumps. Are you ready for that?"
Johnny Knoxville: "I know wrestling is no joke, Bret. And I've actually been preparing for this.
In the last month, I've been playing hockey, and let me tell you, those guys hit hard.
It's not easy, but I love the challenge. And being here in Canada, I feel a special connection.
I love maple syrup and mac and cheese!"


Bret:"You hearing this clown, Gene?"
Mean Gene: "I heard em!"
Stu: "Ehhhhhyouready yabastard?"
Johnny: "Yes sir!"


Stu: "Okyabastard illshowyafewholds."
Johnny: "Mr. Hart why am I being called a bastard?"
Bret: "HAHAHAHA!"
Mean Gene: "Wow!"


Stu takes down Johnny


Stu: "Lemmeseedaleg."
Johnny: "Ahhhhhh owwwww!"


Stu: "Den igrabdakneee."
Johnny: "Ahhhh owww!"


Mean Gene: "I don't think the foot is supposed to bend like that!"


Bret: "Look at his foot, Gene HAHAHAHA! This is the funniest thing I've ever seen!"
Mean Gene: "I think Stu has broken his foot and maybe this is a lesson to all the marks!"


Stu: "Aaadasayyy ya bastard?"
Johnny: "Ahhhhh damn! NOOOO!"


Mean Gene: "Do you quit Johnny? You quit you bastard?"
Johnny: "Noooo! And I'm not a bastard!"


Mufasa: "Listen up, we have a bone to pick with a certain group of characters who think they're bigger than life. CM Punk, Woody, and all those Pixar 'heroes' are nothing but a joke."
Scott Hall: "Hey, yo! CM Punk, you think you're the best in the world, but let me tell you something, man, you're nothing but a wannabe lion compared to Mufasa here.
And as for Woody and those Pixar toys, they're nothing but playthings compared to the baddest dudes in town!"
Kevin Nash: "That's right, Scott. We've been around the block, and we've seen it all. CM Punk, you may have your pipe bombs, but we've got the powerbombs that'll send you straight to the Out Lands!
And as for Woody, he can keep playing with his little plastic buddies while we run this show!"


Mufasa: "So, CM Punk, Woody, and all you Pixar posers, we're gonna show the world who the real kings. We're gonna bury you so deep in the savanna, you'll never come back!"
Scott Hall: "And you know why? Because we're too sweet!"
Kevin Nash: "That's right, too sweet, too powerful, and too dominant!"