Conrad Thompson: "I'm just thinking about my sweet love Tammy Lynn Sytch. I miss her so much.
Eric Bischoff: "I know what you mean.
Tammy was a great person and a great talent.
She will be missed by everyone who knew her."


Conrad: "This is just so sad.
Tammy was such a beautiful and talented woman.
She didn't deserve to die like that."
Bischoff: "I agree. Tammy's death is a tragedy.
I hope that justice is served and that Cena is brought to justice."


Conrad: "Me too."
Bischoff: "I have something to show you."


Cena in prison


Conrad: "Wow. He looks like he's lost a lot of weight."
Bischoff: "He has. He's been in solitary confinement for the past few weeks."


Conrad: "I wonder if he's going to get life in prison."
Bischoff: "It's possible. The prosecution is seeking the death penalty."


Bob Caudle: "Alright wrestling fans let's bring out the American Dream Dusty Rhodes!"


Dusty Rhodes' theme hits


Dusty Rhodes: "Well, let me tell you sumen', Bob Caudle,
I've seen sum strange things in my time,
but man a corn on the cob takes da cake!
What in the world is he tryin' to prove, I don't kno,
but one thing's for sure, Daddy, he's messin' with the wrong son of a gun!"
Bob Caudle: "That's right, Dusty!
And what's your plan for this corny character?"


Dusty: "Oh, it's simple, Bob.
I'm gonna turn him into some Jiffy Pop, Orville Redenbacher style!
I'm talkin' 'bout poppin' him up, butterin' him up, and then takin' him out with my Bionic Elbow!"


Dusty: "I got news fo' dis This corny fella I got a pop secret weapon, huh?
It's da Act two Bionic Elbow!
I'm gonna show em wut true popcorn action is all about!"


The Corn's theme hits


Corn: "Oh, Dusty Rhodes, you may think this is a joke,
but let me tell you, I'm not just any ordinary corn on the cob!
I am the Maize Master, the Kernel Crusher, and I'm here to take you down!"
Dusty: "Well, well, ain't you a tall stalk of corn!
Ya got sum big dreams dere, fella, but ya looken at da merican Dream, da one and onlah Dusty Rhodes!"


Corn: "Your days of elbow droppin' are over, Dusty!
I'm gonna butter you up and pop you like a kernel!
You're gonna be just another kernel in my cornfield!"


Corn: "You may be the American Dream, but I'm the Corny Nightmare!
Tonight, I'm gonna stalk you like corn in a field, and when I'm done, you'll be beggin' for butter!"
Dusty Rhodes: "You got a lotta corny talk, son, but I hope you can back it up!
'Cuz when you step in dat ring wit da American Dream, ya betta b ready fo a cornucopia of pain!"


Mr. T: "Yo Pipeuh we guna do it street style one on one you hear me?"


Roddy Piper: "Soooo T wants to face hot rof one one one? I do dat! I do dat!"


Piper: "Ayy Tea ya guna find out how tuff hot rod is and my street fightin skilsl me learned from da turtles!"