Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to watch them die live!
Please let me bring out the one the only Maniacos!"
Mean Gene: "Maniacos, I got to ask you New Jack showed up last week are you and New Jack friends?"
Maniacos: "Well, let me tell you something, Mean Gene!
The mania is back, jack!
And I've got myself a partner that's as tough as they come! New Jack, brother!
Together, we're forming a force that nobody can mess with, Mean Gene!"
Mean Gene: "I remember last year you and New Jack were in Rome.
What do you and New Jack have store here in Mexico!"
Maniacos: "Oh yeah dude, We're planning to take down Zeus and Omos.
Those two are a bunch of wart infested nasty giants,
and they've been running roughshod over everyone in their path.
But New Jack and I are going to put a stop to them.
We're going to show them that the Mania and New Jack City are not to be messed with, Mean Gene!"
Mean Gene: "Let's get New Jack out here!"
Maniacos: "New Jack is gonna show up and show out!
And we're gona make an announcement that's guna shake the foundation of this business, brother!"
New Jack: "You heard dat right!
I'm fucken sick and tired of Paul Heyman dodging me,
and it's time to pay up you mother fucker!
Mean Gene: "Wow, so Paul Heyman owes you money New Jack?"
Maniacos: "Gene get with the times, dude
you know Heyman owed so many people money from the 90s bruh
I wasn't there then, dude I was running with my black beard down south then,
but George New Jack Washington never tells a lie, Mean Gene!"
New Jack: "Yah we be here and mean Gene doin tha Thang and its bout biznes
and im bout it and i does it and I don't need no fancy drinks when i does it.
Just give me a hot Budweiser, and I be ready to take on dose fucken Zeus and Omos!"
Mean Gene: "A warm Budweiser?"
Maniacos: "Oh yeah, dude when were down here were guna do some buisness, Mean Gene.
Were gona wipe out Heyman and chop down those two red woods, Mean Gene."
New Jack: "Yah we be down here in Mexico drinking a warm Budweiser.
We don't give a fuck! We don't give a fuck!
Heyman yo gonna pay up you motha fucka!"
Maniacos: "Yeah and we got a name for our partnership, Mean Gene."
Mean Gene: "Whats that?"
Maniacos: "We're gonna be known as the Jackamaniacs!"
New Jack: "So a message to all doze all you mother fuckas out there...
what are you guna do when we put a knive through you?"
Paul Heyman: "Watch Twisted Metal on Peacock!
It's a post-apocalyptic live-action comedy TV show based on the classic 90's PlayStation game series.
Starring Watch Them Die Live's Samoa Joe! I know this show will really rev your engines!"
Heyman: "You hear those two?"
Honky Tonk Man: "That Maniacos is always lying like he's gonna partner with New Jack?
Did New Jack ever hear what Maniacos said on that tape?"
Heyman: "Jack, go look it up and see what your buddy said it ain't pretty!"
HTM: "Naw it ain't pretty.
Fuck, has New Jack been living under a rock you understand that Maniacos is a racist!"
Alberto Del Rio: "I wanna show that dumb American Jim Duggan what he is in store!"
HTM: "Look we got E.T. Naw I mean James Ellsworth!
Ayyy Del Rio Fucken fling this guy around like a wet noodle!"
Del Rio kicks Ellsworth
Del Rio puts Ellsworth in a arm bar
Heyman: "Here's your winner Alberto Del Rio!"
Del Rio: "I dont care about your taped fists duggan!
And next week Duggan you are going to get knocked out!"