Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Stu Hart's wrestling! I'm Mean Gene Okerlund, and here is The one and only, Johnny Knoxville.
Johnny is ready to witness the excellence of execution, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, in an exhibition match!"


Johnny Knoxville: "Hey there, Mean Gene! It's an honor to be here tonight. I grew up watching Bret Hart, and I'm excited to see him in action live.
I've heard so much about his technical prowess in the ring, and I can't wait to learn a thing or two from the master himself."
Mean Gene: "That's right, Johnny! Bret Hart is a true legend in the world of professional wrestling.
His technical skills and his partial charisma have made him a fan favorite when they lacked talent!"


Bret: "Alright, Johnny, let's get one thing straight. I agreed to show you a few moves and share some knowledge, but I'm not too thrilled about it. I'm a busy man, and my time is precious.
Knoxville: I understand, Bret. I really appreciate you taking the time to teach me a thing or two about wrestling.
It's just that I've always been a huge fan of yours, and I couldn't pass up this opportunity.


Bret: "Well, I hope you're serious about this because wrestling is not a joke. It takes years of dedication, training, and sacrifice to become a true professional.
It's not all fun and games like your stunts, Johnny."
Knoxville: "I know, Bret. I've heard all the stories from wrestlers about the physical toll and the hard work they put in. I'm willing to put in the effort and learn from the best."


Stu Hart: "Ehhhhhhhh cmon out yabigbastard."


Mean Gene: "Whoaw that is a triceratops!"
Bret: "Yah just like those dinosaurs Maniacos and whats he called these days Ricky Rhodes? Yeah this is a message to those dinosaurs!"


Mean Gene: "You are putting a headlock on a triceratops!"
Bret: "C'mon Gene you've never seen this before?"


Mean Gene: "I think the triceratops got out of the hold!"
Stu: "Yahgetemyabigbasaraard."


Knoxville: "Oh wow nice counter Bret. Is tht an arm bar?"
Bret: "Yes it is! Wow you know what an arm bar is you are SMART.. You are a SMART MARK!"
Stu: "ehhhhhhhh..."


Bret: "I'm going for the sharpshooter."


Knoxville: "Wow Bret can you put that uhh sharpshooter hold on this dinosaur?"
Bret: "Uhhhh yeah, DUH!"
Mean Gene: "Who needs an asteroid impact Bret is making this triceratops extinct!"


Bret: "I'm going to grab a tail..."
Mean Gene: "I'm going to get some tail tonight!"


Stu: "Letememeee showyewdishold ehhhhhhh!"
Bret: "Dad look I got the triceratops in a hold!"


Stu: "Ehh anduhdisleglockehhhh!"
Knoxville: "Mr. Hart! Mr. Hart!"


Mean Gene: "Tune in next week for more Johnny Knoxville training!"


Scott Hall: "Hey, yo! You kno who we are, and you kno wut we do. We ain't here to play nice with anyone.
We're here to take over, and dat includes taking on anyone who dinks dey can step up to da plate!"
Kevin Nash: "That's right, and we're here to lay down da challenge. Disney, you think you got what it takes? You think your magical kingdom can handle the NWO?"
Mufasa: "We've seen your little movies and theme parks, but trust me, this ain't no fairy tale. We're the kings of the jungle, and we're ready to roar!"


Hall: "So, Disney, if you got some brave souls in your kingdom, send 'em our way. We'll take 'em on, one by one, and we'll show 'em what the NWO is all about!"
Nash: "But let me warn ya, it won't be a walk in the park. This ain't no scripted story, this is real-life wrestling, and we're as tough as they come!"
Mufasa: "So, Disney, you can keep singing your little songs and spreading your magic, but when you step into the ring with us, there'll be no happily ever after!"