Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the legendary Stu Hart dungeon!
I'm Mean Gene Okerlund, and I'm thrilled to announce here today.
Johnny Knoxville will have his first wrestling match!


Mean Gene: "Johnny did you see Superstar Billy Graham take to social media, and he's not mincing words."
Johnny Knoxville: "I did not see that Gene."


Mean Gene: "Take a look."


Knoxville: "Look, Mean Gene, everyone's entitled to their opinion.
But I've taken my fair share of bumps and bruises over the years,
Gene I've got the scars to prove it.
I may not be a traditional wrestler, but I've got heart, determination, and a whole lot of guts."


Bret Hart: "Hey, Johnny. I heard today is your first match.
I wanted to come by and see the shit show."
Knoxville: "Thanks for stopping by, Bret.
Yeah, I'm a bit nervous, but you know how it is.
I've been practicing and I'm ready to give it a shot."


Stu Hart: "Ehhhhherghhh cmonoutherwaaa."


Justin Gabriel: "Who am I wrestling Mr. Hart?"
Stu: "Ehhhhherghhh."


Knoxville: "This is the coolest thing I've ever done!"
Gabriel: "You must be new."


Arm ringer to Justin Gabriel


Knoxville: "Stu taught me this arm bar!"


Knoxville: "Stu do I got this on right?"
Stu: "Ehhhhherghhh."


Headlock to Gabriel


Knoxville goes for a half crab


Gabriel: "Ahhhhhh!"


Gabriel taps out
WINNER: JOHNNY KNOXVILLE


Bret: "Well, Mean Gene, I gotta be honest with you.
I'm not all that impressed with Johnny's victory over Justin Gabriel.
I mean, come on, anyone can beat Justin Gabriel. He's like a cabbage patch."
Mean Gene: "So, Bret, are you saying that
Johnny Knoxville's victory was just a fluke?"


Hart: "Absolutely, Mean Gene. It was a fluke, plain and simple.
If Johnny Knoxville wants to prove himself in the world of wrestling,
he's going to have to step up and face someone who truly knows what it means to be a wrestler.
And that someone isn't Justin Gabriel."
Mean Gene: "Well, there you have it, folks.
Bret Hart certainly doesn't seem convinced by Johnny Knoxville's recent victory."