Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to Stu Hart's wrestling.
I'm Mean Gene Okerlund, and I've got a major announcement that will have fans on the edge of their seats."


Mean Gene: "Get ready, because next week, we're bringing you the Summer Stampede!
Next week the NWO, will go head-to-head with a team of wrestling legends.
That's right, the NWO will take on none other than Bret Hart,
the enigmatic Superstar Billy Graham, and even the wild card himself, Johnny Knoxville!"


Mean Gene: "Next week will be the showdown of the summer!
Oh and nobody wants to see a wrestler on death row so let's take a moment to hear from the NWO themselves."


Kevin Nash: "Well, well, well, were guna take over Stu Hart's Dungeon.
You know, legends were made there, careers were shaped there,
and we're about to take over the place. Tell em Scott!"
Scott Hall: "Hey yo. We not here to reminisce bout da past or bask in da nostalgia.
Nah We here tu take over da Hart Dungeon, chico!"
Mufasa: "The NWO is here, and we're taking over. Who are we facing?
Superstar Billy Graham, you claim to be a legend, but legends fade.
Bret Hart, you're a mark for your own name, trapped in the past.
Johnny Knoxville, you're just a joke, a clown in a circus we're about to shut down.


Nash: "And Knoxville, before you go searching for an AARP card,
Remember this we welcome you to join us!"
Hall: "Hey Yo we da cool kids.
So we kno cool and well Johnny is better dan dose two uter guys right mufasa?"
Mufasa: "When Johnny joins us the headline on TMZ will read. Here's Johnny!"


Mean Gene: "You two just saw that interview.
The NWO is a formidable opponent, and next week, you both will team up with Johnny Knoxville to take them on.
But there seems to be some skepticism about Knoxville's involvement.
Can you shed some light on that?
Superstar Billy Graham: "Mean Gene, Johnny Knoxville is a snake.
We're talking about a guy who's known for his stunts and antics.
How many movies has he been in?
Never trust anyone from Hollywood."
Bret Hart: "Look, Mean Gene, Johnny Knoxville is no wrestler.
He's not trained for this. This match is about honor, legacy! And showing the NWO that we won't back down.
But Knoxville's presence raises some concerns."


Mean Gene: "I understand your concerns, gentlemen,
but last week, Johnny Knoxville did come to the aid of Stu Hart when the NWO was about to attack him.
He showed courage and stood up against them.
Doesn't that count for something?"
Superstar: "Mean Gene, saving Stu Hart that was all apart of the plan you see.
Dis whole I wanna be a wrestler thing is a god damn act!"
Bret: "Johnny is from Hollywood and all those guys are phony.
Please the guy is a joke and he can't wrestle.
Myself and superstar will go two on three if we have to!"


Superstar: "Johnny is a fucking moron and a god damn child.
We can't trust a child you see!
To quote Bob Dylan the hard rain’s gonna fall is in the last verse.
That means all the lies, you know, that
people get told on their radios and in newspapers.
All you have to think for a minute, you know."


Johnny Knoxville: "Hey guys! I'm so ready look at these pythons!
NWO is going down, brother!"


Johnny: "Well let me tell you something mean Gene, the NWO doesn't stand a chance!"
Superstar: "Aw fuck you. That's my line, you mother fucker!"
Bret: "Stealing lines. Wow.
We all know when someone steals lines from superstar they can't be trusted."


Mean Gene: "What do you say to your teammates not trusting you?"
Johnny: "Gene, they can see whatever they want.
I'm going to try my best to take down the NWO!
And make sure they don't take over Mr. Hart's dungeon!"