Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the best show on Peacock, Summerfest!
I'm your host, Paul Heyman, and I'm here with the one and only, the Honky Tonk Man!"
Honky Tonk Man: "Peacock shakes my nerves and rattles my brain Peacock makes the Honk Tonk Man go insane!
The Honky Tonk Man is tellin ya that Summerfest is going to be the biggest and best show ever in Peacock history!

HTM: "Zeus and Omos are going to destroy Maniacos and New Jack!
They're too big, too strong, and too fast. It's going to be a massacre!"
Heyman: "That's right, Honky! Zeus and Omos are going to prove once and for all
that they're the most dominant force in the world!"

HTM: "Miami houswives... Killing it.... Love Island has nothing on this!"
Heyman: "Lets bring out Michael Buffer and get this show started!"

Michael Buffer: "Ladies and gentlemen are youuuuuu REAAAADDDY...
Well for the millions watching on Peacock..
LEEETSS GEEET READDY TO RUUUUUMBBBLEEEEEE!"

Buffer: "Making his way to the circle hailing from Montreal..
This man claims to be the San Francisco treaaaat..

Theeeee moooontreaaaal maaad maaaaaaan....
Pat Paaaaaaaterrssson!"

Buffer: "now entering the circle this competitor is sizzling with charisma,
a true frankfurter of flair...
wearing the unmistakable bun of boldness...
Theeeeee Hooooot Doooog!"

Patterson: "I want it!"

Heyman: "Just introduce the next match!"

Buffer: "Making there way to the circle all of these men are Maniacos guys!
These men all have swam in maniacos' pool!
I introduce to you Maniacos' guys!"

Jim Duggan: "Yaah Ole hacksaw is here and hacksaw has taped fists tough guy!"
Brutus Beefcake: "Yeah and we are about to commit animal cruelty, Mean Gene!"
Buffer: "Uhhhh my name is Michael!"

Duggan: "Ok, Gene were gonna raise hell here in Mexico, Hooooooo!"

Beefcake: "Gene, you better call animal control!"

Alberto Del Rio's theme hits

Buffer: "Making there way to the circle- oh fuck it!"

Knobbs dives over Buffer

Del rio kicks Duggan

Pablo Escobar's hippo bites knobbs
Beefcake: "Hay Polar bear your about to melt!"

Knobbs: "Aaaah fuuuck!"

Del Rio puts Duggan into an arm bar
HTM: "Ay you fucken mark you give up?"
Duggan: "Noooo!"

Knobbs breaks the arm bar

Beefcake goes for a sleeper hold

Escobar's hippo bites knobbs' knee

Patterson: "Anyone seen my lil weiner?"

Beefcake: "Hold on Knobbs I'll put that hippo to sleep!"

Beefcake accidentally hits Patterson with thr chair

Del rio takes down Beefcake

Cross arm breaker to Beefcake

Beefcake taps out
WINNERS: ALBERTO DEL RIO, PABLO ESCOBAR'S HIPPO AND PAUL VARELANS
HTM:"What a fucking coward Beefcake is!"

Heyman: "Buffer.... tell em were gonna plug twisted metal!"
Buffer: "Here's a commercial for twisted metal!"

Paul Heyman: "Watch Twisted Metal on Peacock!
It's a post-apocalyptic live-action comedy TV show based on the classic 90's PlayStation game series.
Starring Watch Them Die Live's Samoa Joe! I know this show will really rev your engines!"
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Mean Gene Okerlund: "Here at SummerFest New Jack and Maniacos the Jackamaniacs!"

Maniacos: "Well ya know something mean Gene, ever since the Jackamaniacs have hooked up..
We've been hanging and banging and we've been driving our escalades in some heavy traffic dude!"

Maniacos: "And on our way to ol Mexico the traffic was at a stand still when we hit the eagle pass bridge.
I put down the window and looked at new jack!
And we headed for the water brother and just like Moses parted the red sea..
That's exactly what happened once the Jackamaniacs crossed the river!

Maniacos: "And once we crossed the river everyone on highway 57
couldn't believe the escalades we were driving tell em new jack!"
New Jack: "Yeah we wuz driving in style and well style tyme is ovah now
ya mutha fuckas it's tyme fo us to start Killen mean Gene!"

Mean Gene: "I can't believe that Maniacos!"
Maniacos: "You'd better believe it Mean Gene.
The thing the maniacs stopped on the side of the road couldn't believe
Is thae magic sheild that Ihad in the back of my ride, JACK!"

New Jack: "Dats rite we be murderers up in this bitch!"
Maniacos: "First were gonna wipe out omos..
were guna destroy Zeus and then were guna put Paul Heyman in his place
so What are you dudes guna do when the Jackamaniacs run wild on you?"

Buffer: "Making his way to the circle a man who shook up the world!
The man who stood up for what he believed in, even when it was unpopular!
The man who inspired millions around the globe!
The one the onnnly..... Muhammaaaaaaad Allllllliiiii!"

Buffer: "Making there way to the circle Two of the biggest, strongest,
And most fearsome men in the world!
They are guaranteed to bring the thunder and the lightning to the ring!
Omos and Zeus!"