Mean Gene Okerlund: "Good afternoon, folks Mean Gene Okerlund here, welcome to the Summer Stampede, from Stu Hart's basement!"
Mean Gene: "We have Johnny Knoxville, Superstar Billy Graham, and Bret Hart taking on the nWo! This is a dream match that no one thought would ever happen, but it's here!"
Mean Gene: "The nWo is the most dominant force in wrestling today, but they're about to meet their match against these three legends.
Knoxville is a daredevil who's not afraid to take risks. Graham is a former world champion who's still got it. And Hart is the best wrestler in the world, bar none. They're going to need all of their skills and experience to take down the nWo.
Mean Gene: "I'm here with Johnny Knoxville.. Well Johnny where is Bret and Superstar?"
Johnny Knoxville: "They will be here and Mean Gene, I'm here to tell you that I'm not just some daredevil who's looking to make a name for himself in wrestling. I've been training with Stu Hart, one of the greatest wrestling trainers in the world. I respect wrestling and I respect the past wrestlers who paved the way for me."
Mean Gene: "I'm not afraid to take risks, and I'm not afraid to get hurt. I'm here to put my body on the line faltmy partners Superstar amd Bret.
So, to the nWo, I say this: bring it on. We are not afraid of you. We are ready for you and we are going to show you REAL wrestling."
Bret Hart's theme hits
Bret Hart: "Ha ha you hear this, Gene? I can wrestle this stuntman cannot!"
Kung-fu fighting by Carl Douglas plays
Superstar Billy Graham: "Gene I am a Kung fu master and Bret is the technicaton of all technicatons! oh my brotha we guna beat doze nwo kids ya see!"
Lights go out
Scott Hall: "HEYYO!"
Graham: "Yeah we here me and Bret guna take yew guys on ya uneeerstand."
Bret: "Johnny is with you guys so myself AND Superstar will out wrestle you guys!"
Graham: "we guna turn our back so Johnny will join da nwo so go ahead johnny."
Bret: "We can't be fooled, Gene. we are smart and we know Johnny is in the NWO. so go ahead!"
Johnny: "Uhhhh guys I'm not in the NWO!"
Graham: "Let's get outta here!"
Bret: "Yeah my fans don't wanna see me and you waste our time with that liar Johnny Knoxville."
Scott Hall punches Johnny
Jacknive to Johnny
Mufasa: "Hey jackass how does that feel?"
Mean Gene: "I'm outta here!"
Piledriver to Johnny
Mufasa: "Count it!"
Hall: "Oneeeee.. Two three! Winners DA NWO!"
Kevin Nash: "Heressssss Johnny!"
Outsiders edge to Johnny
Mufasa: "Hey Nash we took care of a jackass!"
Kevin Nash: "Just toooo sweeeet!"