Mean Gene Okerlund:"Welcome to watch them die LIVE!
Let's go to our owner Paul Heyman!"


Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman,
and I am here to talk to you about the power of Zeus' punch.
Zeus is a god, and his punch is the stuff of legends.
It is said that he can punch through mountains and level cities.
Muhammed Ali was a great boxer, but he was just a man.
He would not stand a chance against Zeus."


Heyman: "I can see it now. Zeus and Ali are in the circle....
Ali comes out swinging, but Zeus just laughs.
He ducks Ali's punches and then lands a single punch that sends Ali flying across the circle.
Ali is knocked out cold, and Zeus stands victorious."


Heyman: "This is not just a prediction. This is a spoiler...
Zeus is the strongest being in the world,
and there is no one who can defeat him. Not Muhammed Ali, not anyone."


Mean Gene: "Let's not wait any longer... here's Maniacos!"


Maniacos' theme hits


Mean Gene Okerlund: "Maniacos, I'm here with you today... To talk about New Jack's condition after being punched by Zeus."
Maniacos:"Let me tell you something Mean Gene,
It's been a wild couple of weeks, DUDE!
Oh yeah man, New Jack is still recovering from that punch, but he's doing better.
He's got a long road ahead of him, but he's a tough guy and he'll pull through.


Mean Gene: "And as for SummerFest, that was an incredible event.
The viewers were going crazy on X formerly known as Twitter,
I'm not surprised that it was the most viewed show in Peacock history.
Maniacos: "Yeah, it was a night to remember, DUDE!
And I'm just glad that the maniacs tuned into the Peacock dude!
Those maniacs made it the highest rated TV show ever!
Yeah dude we had higher ratings than MASH finale, DUDE!"


Mean Gene: "At SummerFest you leg dropped that giant Omos! And with the leg drop. What can you say about that?"
Maniacos: "What can I say, Mean Gene? It was a classic moment.
The leg drop is the most powerful move in all of wrestling,
and it took care of that nasty wart infested giant like a fly, DUDE!"


Mean Gene: "Omos is a big man, but he's no match for the mania!"
Maniacos: "That's right, Mean Gene. Omos is just a big, lumbering oaf.
He's got no speed, no agility, and no brains. He was just a big target for the leg drop, JACK!"


Mean Gene: "Uhhh what?"
Pat Patterson: "Come hereeeee!"
The hot dog: "Heeelpppp!"


Big boot to the hot dog


Big boot to Patterson


Maniacos puts The hot dog on top of Patterson


Maniacos: "Count it Mean Gene!"
Mean Gene: "Oneeeee twooo three! Winners the hot dog!"


Maniacos: "DUDE, Patterson had that coming, as I was saying, Mean gene!"


The Rock's theme hits


Maniacos: "Rock you wanna feel the mania?"
The Rock: "Finnnallllly The Rock has confronted Maniacos!"


Maniacos: "Yeah, it's a mess, brother.
I can't believe this whole strike thing, dude!"
Rock: "FINNNNALLLYYY...."
Maniacos: "Last time we locked horns it was great, man!
but this time we go at we will go at it Spartacus style, DUDE!"
Mean Gene: "I'm outta here!"


The Rock: "Naw nothing like that The Rock comes in peace!
The Rock has news the news is that Well...
You can't call The Rock, The Rock anymore.
Its due to this whole WGA strike thing."


Maniacos: "OK brother, So, uhh Like, dude...
what are you going to do now, brother?"
The Rock: "From now on you call The Rock... Dwayne Like!"


Dwyane Like: "Well, Every one yes The Like says EVERY PERSON....
must Like the Most Liked Person in Facebook History. Dwayne Like!"
Maniacos: "That's a great idea, dude!
Maniacs go on Facebook and Like this brother!"


Like: "Sooo how about we pose down?
And we put the pose down on Facebook and that will get The Like likes!"
Maniacos: "I'll help ya out dude!"


Like: "Be sure to LIKE this!"
Maniacos: "HEY MANIACS LIKE THIS!"