Paul Heyman: "Ali you are not the greatest of all time this God is!"


Heyman: "Zeus! Zeus! ZEEEEUUUSSS!"
Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"


Heyman: "Sandman, you wanna make 100 dollars?"


Zeus punches Sandman


Heyman: "Ali, whatcha gona do when Zeus knocks out you!"


Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen my guest Maniacos..."


Mean Gene: "Maniacos, I know you've been through a lot lately.
Your friend, Dwyane The Like Johnson, turned on you and joined Godzilla.
How are you dealing with that?"
Maniacos: "Let me tell you something Mean Gene,
that giant lizard attacked me and well I thought The Rock was my friend, but he turned on me and joined Godzilla."


Maniacos: "I was down last week i was blindsided JACK!
And i went back and watched the footage mean gene!
And my blood was boiling, JACK!
And when I was rewatching it i saw Dwyane's blood man it was ice-cold DUDE!"
Mean Gene: "What about godzilla Maniacos?"


Maniacos: "Oh yeah Mean Gene I can't wait to get in the circle with godzilla!
And I got problems, man but this whole country has problems DUDE!
we know we got a lot of problems down here in Mexico!
And these Mexicans are tryin to get over to America to live a better life.
They wanna taste freedom and I don't blame them man!
But those American politicians are narcing out these migrants, those politician DUDES are traitors, man!"


Maniacos: "It's like that trader Dwyane Like!
He ended our friendship!
You saw the friendship when we posed down man!
And DUDE between our hands and arms was a sheet of sweat, man!
that sheet separated jealousy and any negative energy, man!"


Maniacos: "And somehow it wore off man!
Yah Dwyane brought in godzilla at the wrong time DUDE!
Yeah Dwyane Like you were on the verge of greatness being the most liked person in Facebook history, DUDE!
And now you and Godzilla are on the verge of destruction!"


Dwyane "The Like" Like: "Welcome to our first episode of Podzilla Hey, Godzilla! What's up, big guy?
Godzilla: "What up? How's everyone doing?"


Like: "Oh the like is doing well but I heard you got an announcement for us."
Godzilla: "Yeah due to this whole WGA strike thing.
I got to go MY my real name!
and well my real name is Leland Honeyman."


Like: "Oh ok. So now we are shooting!
This is the real person!"
Honeyman: "Yeah man I'm just a guy ya know?
just like everyone else I goto the store and do stuff online."


Like: "Speaking of online about your upcoming match against Maniacos.
I know you're gonna win,
but I want to help you make it even more special.
Honeyman: "Whatcha thinkin, brother...
oh let me be like Maniacos. BROTHER!"


Like: "I'm thinking we could add a stipulation to the match.
Something that will get the like likes."
Honeyman: "I know how to get you likes.
How about the Fans can vote on your Facebook page for the stipulation.
Whatever stipulation gets the most votes, that's the one we'll go with!"


Like: "Good idea, big guy.What kind of stipulations could we have?
Hmmm let the like think about it. Maybe a cage match?
A ladder match? A tables match?
The possibilities are endless!"
Honeyman: "I like it! It's whatever they choose!
So remember everyone go like the like!"


Like: "Hmmmm what should we call this event?"
Honeyman: "The fans call it you call it."


Like: "Ohh it's like the song it's your call."
Honeyman: "Reba McEntire made that right?"


Like: "Yeah I should call her!"
Honeyman: "It's your call!"