Natalie Norman: "Hi, I'm Natalie Norman and this is my good friend Angel and This is Fun Friday from Kalamazoo, Michigan!"

Mike Tenay: "Welcome to Fun Friday Live from Kalamazoo, Michigan!"
(JR's music hits)
Tony Chimel: "Pllllease welcome, Jim Ross!"

JR: "Bah gawd I stole the Fun Friday title, I want the title bah gawd! I got it I'm taking back to Oklahoma!"

(Mufasa's music hits)

Mufasa: "You say you re going to Oklahoma? No, you are going back to the jungle where you belong!"

(Mufasa bites JR and drags him out)
Don West: "THIS IS JUST SO WRONG!!!!"

Tony Chimel: "The Following contest is for one fall making his way to the ring From New york City...... John bradshaw Layfield!"

JBL: "When I get done whipping Orton's ass I'm going to have sex with sable all night then I'm going to fuck Natalie Norman!"

(Randy Orton's music hits)

Randy Orton: "JBL....... you are sick, I know Natalie is a dirty little slut.... but why would you leave Sable?

(Sable's music hits)

Sable: "John, I'm leaving you, and Randy I'm not going to be with you! I'm now a diciple of the LORD! God bless both of you!"

Mike Tenay: "DID YOU HEAR THAT? SABLE IS LEAVING!"
Don West: "THIS IS JUST SO WRONG!!!!"
(RKO to JBL)

(Randy pins JBL 1,2)

(Ted Diabase breaks the count)

(2 on 1 to Randy)

Tony Chimel: "Your winner via Disqualifaction John Bradshaw Layfield!"
Mike Tenay: "To The back with Stacy Keach!"
Stacey: "I'm enjoying myself here, that match was a hell of a match!"
Mike Tenay: "Who do you pick Triple H or Undertkaker?"
Stacey: "I'm going to have to go with Triple X!"

Tony Chimel: "The following is a ladder match, coming to the ring from Parts Unknown Ax!"
(Ax's music hits)

Ax: "You know what I say Randy Savage will be taken down today, and you know what I just want a beer and after the match Natalie your next!"
(Randy Savage's music hits)

(Savage attacks Ax)

(Savage throws Ax outside of the ring)

(Savage goes for the elbow)

(Savage hits the elbow)

(Randy savage climbs the ladder)

Mike Tenay: "It's Roddy Piper! What is he doing?!"

Mike Tenay: "Piper just knocked Savage off the ladder!!"

Don West: "WHY I WANT TO KNOW WHY?!!!"

(Ax climbs the ladder)

Tony Chimel: "Herrrre is your winner...Ax!"

Mike Tenay: "Ax has the picie of coal!"

Mike Tenay: "And he just threw it in Savage's face!"
Don West: "RIGHT IN THE FACE RIGHT IN THE FAAAACE!

Mike Tenay: "To the back with Dr. Phil!"
Mike Tenay: "Dr. Phil have you enjoyed the show?"
Dr. Phil: "Are you kidding me? You either get it, or you don't."
Don West: "WHAT DID YOU THINK OF SABLE?"
Dr. Phil: "Opinions are like asses,everybody got one."

(RVD'S music hits)

Tony Chimel: "Making his way to the ring from Battle Creek Michigan, Rob Van Dam!"

(Kane's music hits)

(RVD punches Kane)

(Chokeslam to RVD)

(Kane pins RVD 1,2,3)

Tony Chimel: "Here is your winner and Neeeeeeeeew Intercontinental Champion..........Kane!"

Mike Tenay: "To The back with Natalie Norman!"
Mike Tenay: "What did you think of that last match?"
Natalie Norman: "RV3 was cool, I do know that IRS is a ASSHOLE!"

(Big show's music hits)
Tony Chimel: "Making his way to the ring from Tampa Flordia The Big Show!"

Big Show: "I cannot wait to beat this dinosaurs ass, when I get though with him, I will fuck Natalie and she will find out why they call me the big show!"

(Stegosaurs music hits)

Tony Chimel: "Making his way to the ring from Como Bluff, Wyoming The Stegosaurus!"

(Big show punches Stegosaurus)

(Big show beats the Stegosaurus with a doorstop)

(Big Show slams Stegosaurus)

(Big Show stands tall Refree counts 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10)

Tony Chimel: Here is your winner...The Big Show)

(Ultimate warriors music hits)

Ultimate Warrior: "I have seen enough of this garbage, We live in a society where the bum is as legitimate as the business man, where homosexuals are the same as good straight people, where Kwanzaa is the same as Christmas."

(double clothesline to Big Show and Earl Hebner)

Warriior: "Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel! Load it with the warriors!"

Mike Tenay: "To the back with Patrick Duffy!"

Patrick Duffy: "I want to say this fun friday has been awesome!"

Mike Tenay: "It's time for our main event!"
(William Regals music hits)

William Regal: "I have been informed by Triple Haich that he will not be pinned by the Undertaker so I have added 2 new wrestlers in the match, in the ring we have...