Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to the legendary Stu Hart dungeon.
And today I'm joined by Johnny Knoxville!"


Johnny Knoxville: "Mean Gene, you know, I've been through a lot of crazy stunts in my life,
but I've been doing some serious wrestling training lately.
I'm talking headlocks, suplexes, you name it."
Mean Gene: "Well, Johnny, you are with the unreliable Jake Roberts and Bezerker?"
Johnny Knoxville: "Yes and I got a reason.
You see, Mean Gene, I've got a little surprise up my sleeve.
Something that's gonna give us the edge over the NWO.
But I can't spill the beans just yet.
You'll have to stick around ok..
Wait till the end of the show to see what I've got in store."


Mean Gene: "Well, Johnny, you've certainly piqued my curiosity.
I guess we'll have to wait and see what you've got planned.
Best of luck out there tonight!"


Knoxville: "Look mean Gene I can do a kick like the Bezerker!"


Bezerker: "HUSS! HUSS!"
Mean Gene: "Look who's coming down the stairs!"


Bezerker: "You almost got it down Johnny!"


Bezerker: "Like this!"


Lights go out!


NWO takes out Bezerker and Knoxville


Mufasa: "That moron thinks he's got an edge over us?"
Kevin Nash: "No way!"


Jake Roberts' theme hits


Mufasa: "What do you want?
Huh? Well let me tell you Jake there are no snakes MY jungle!"


Knoxville: "Heres our edge.. THE SNAKE!"


The NWO runs up the stairs
Mufasa: "Oh shit a snake!"


Superstar Billy Graham: "Bret, my brotha, I've been thinkin.
Dat we may not be big fans of the NWO,
but listen my brotha maybe maaybeee
it's time we consider joining their ranks, just for one good reason."
Bret Hart: "And what's that, Superstar?"


Graham: "Johnny Knoxville. That guy has been a thorn in our side for far too long.
He's disrespected legends like us!
And it's about time someone puts an end to his career."
Hart: "You might be onto something there, Superstar.
If we join the NWO, we'll have the power and numbers to finally take down Knoxville!
Then we will teach him a lesson he won't forget."


Graham: "Johnny Knoxville. That guy has been a thorn in our side for far too long.
He's disrespected legends like us, and it's about time someone puts an end to his career."

Hart: "You might be onto something there, Superstar.
If we join the NWO, we'll have the power and numbers to finally take down Knoxville and teach him a lesson he won't forget."


Graham: "Exactly, Bret. Knoxville won't know what hit him.
Hart: "Agreed, Superstar. It's time to take matters into our own hands!
And bring Knoxville down once and for all!"