Conrad Thompson: "Eric, have heard the news?
John Cena escaped from prison. Can you believe it?"
Eric Bischoff: "Conrad, this is no laughing matter.
Cena's a dangerous man.
You need to take this seriously."


Conrad: "Look, Eric, I get it, but you're painting him like he's a wild animal.
He's just a guy who got wrapped up in some crazy stuff.
I know he didn't kill Sweet Love. He's been framed."
Eric: "Conrad, you have no idea what you're talking about!
And you dont know what Cena is capable of.
He's a menace to society. You and I saw it firsthand Cena's unpredictable.
He's a ticking time bomb, and what if he comes after us?"


Conrad: "I'll be cautious, but I won't jump to conclusions.
Let's hope this situation gets resolved peacefully."
Eric: "Good. You better."


Bob Caudle: "Welcome to the Legends Only League!
Wrestling fans Let's bring em out!"


Dusty Rhodes' theme hits


Caudle: "Dusty the wrestling fans want to hear from ya!"
Dusty Rhodes: "Well, well, well, Bob Caudle! Da merican dweam,
iz hera and mah brotha Ricky and Mistah T, and we here to tell yah Daddy,
dat we be on a mission! Pipuh and that Shredder fella!
Dey think they can run wild with those tortoises, but dey got another thing coming!"
Mr. T: "Dat's right, Dusty! I pity the fo who messes wit us.
Pipih Shredder, and those turtles better be ready, cuz we're coming for 'em!"


Dusty Rhodes: "We've seen enough of dem, Bob,
and it's time for sum ol fashion karma comin down.
The merican Dweam and Mistah T are teaming up with my family,
and we gunna show 'em what it means to mess wit da family!
So, Pipuh, Shredah, and you lil tortoises listen up!
Y'all try all yo tricks, but when you mess wit da family hera, it will bee game over! Tell em T!"
Mr. T: "Dey may have shells and ninja moves,
but dey ain't gonna stand a chance ginst da power of the Rhodes' and da T!"


Cody Rhodes' theme hits


Cody Rhodes: "Sooo what do you wanna talk about?"


Cody Rhodes: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's a family affair like no other!
I'm here to tell you that blood runs thicker than water.
I've reunited with my legendary dad, my uncle Ricky and Mr. T, to put an end to Piper and those turtles turned Foot Clan!"
Dusty: "Oh yeah, babeh! The merican Dweam, Dustah Rhodes, dadeh and mah family wit me.
We herah to sho Pipuh and da tortoises dat dere ain't no power stronger dan family power!"
Ricky Rhodes: "It's time for a new era in wrestling, and we r leading da charge. Whoooooo!
Piper, you can't hide behind those little turtles anymore.
The Rhodes family is guna walk dat aisle!
and we guna put an end to yo' shenanigans."


Cody Rhodes: "So listen up, Piper, and listen good!
The Rhodes family is back, better than ever, and we got Mr. T!
We're gonna take you down. Get ready for the showdown of a lifetime,
because when the Rhodes unite, there's nothing and no one that can stand in our way!"
Dusty Rhodes: "It's gonna b a bumpy ride!
Pipeuh yew and dem tortoises gonna learn dat the merican Drweam and his family can't be stopped.
Oh it's guns be In pulick if ya wheel!"
Mr. T: "Ya dead meat!"


David Crockett: "I'm here with Roddy Piper and Shredder so guys-"
Roddy Piper: "Well, well, well... Me standin' right here next to the one and only Shredder.
Let me tell ya, there's a storm brewin' in the world of wrestling!"
Shredder: "Indeed, Piper. The union between you Paul Orndorff and the turtles,
with the Foot Clan, is a great alliance, much like the Warner Brothers Discovery merger!"


Crockett: "What about the American Dream Dusty Rhodes and his family?"
Piper: "Let's talk bout ol fat Dusty for a moment.
Dusty, you may have reunited with your son Cody and have Ricky Rhodes,
but you're about to discover that dees turtles know a little somethin' about karate."
Shredder: "That's right. The turtles have been trained by Master Splinter, and they're not to be underestimated.
Dusty, you'll find out that your American Dream won't protect you from myself piper Orndorff and the karate skills of our allies."


Crockett: "Next week tune in for LOL Wrestling presents against all odds!
Itll be the Rhodes family versus Roddy and turtles, Shredder and Paul Orndorff!"