McAfee: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the progrum! The brand is everywhere!
Yuh we up in dis bitch! ESPN is payen uuus millions uf dollurs!"


McAfee: "Tuduh I gut a greut guest it's nun other dan Superstar Billy Graham!
Superstar, u've been showcasin sum incredible new muves.
Rumherr has it u've been mustering Kung Fu. Care to share yer secrets?"


Superstar Billy Graham: "Well, Pat, you know me, brotha I'm always evolving in this business.
Kung Fu has added a whole new dimension to my arsenal.
It's all about discipline and technique, and da Superstar is takin it to tha next level. Yah unnerstand!"


Pat McAfee: "Nao dat's incredible, Superstar!
Nao, let's talk bout sumthen else.
Dere r rumors dat r sayen da NWO is tryin to take over da legendary Hart Dungeon.
What are your thoughts on that?"


Graham: "Pat, the Hart Dungeon is sacred ground for wrestling.
If the NWO thinks they can just waltz in and take it over, they've got another thing coming,
my brotha! Da Hart family and their supporters won't let that happen without a fight."


McAfee: "I couldn't agree more. Lastly, let's touch on dat Johnny Knoxville.
He's been mukin quite a nume for himself in da wrestling world,
but not nucessarily in a goouod way. Wut are yer doughts on hum?"


Graham: "Pat, Johnny Knoxville is an embarrassment to wrestling.
He may bring in some attention, but he lacks the respect and dedication ya see?
He never made towns, my brotha. Wrestling is bout honor, hard work, and paying dues.
Knoxville? He's just here for a quick thrill."
McAfee: "Well said, Superstar."


Graham: "Da guy is a joke and a fucken retard!"
McAfee: "Superstar, I've gut to ask yah bout da recent turmoil involvin Juhn Cena.
He's been accused of sum serious wrongdoing, and it's all over da nuws.
What's your take on this situation?


Graham: "Pat, let me make this crystal clear.
John Cena is not capable of the things he's been accused of.
I've known that man for years, mah brothaa!
And he's one of the most genuine and kind-hearted individuals I've ever met in this business.
I'm appalled that he's been framed in such a way."
McAfee: "Nao Wut do you think is really going on there, Superstar?"


Graham: There are powerful forces at play, evil forces my brotha and they're trying to tarnish Cena's name.
It's a disgrace, and we need to get to the bottom of this.
Cena deserves justice, and I'm behind the CENATION 100%!"
McAfee: "Oh dats great Superstar!"


Graham: "I even wrote a poem for Cena
I pray Cena will survive
Bruce said Cena has the evil eye
They want Cena to die
Give us dirty laundry
Can we film the execution? Is Cena dead yet?
You know, Bruce and Eric got a running bet
Please buy my paintings cuz I'm in debt
We need dirty laundry!"
McAfee: "Oh woaw dats great Superstar. Thanks aguin for joining da progrum!"


Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to Stu Hart's wrestling! And folks I got a have a huge announcemnt..."


Mean Gene: "Next week will be 'The Fall Classic' it will be Johnny Knoxville, Jake Roberts, and the Bezerker against the NWO!""


Johnny Knoxville's theme hits


Knoxville: "Let me tell ya sumethen Mean Gene! Jake Roberts, the Snake Man, has been around this business for a long time.
He knows all your tricks, and he's not afraid to use them against you.
And Bezerker is a wild man, a berserker! He's got no fear and he's always ready to fight."


Jake Roberts' theme hits


Knoxville: "NWO, listen up! we are here to tell you that your days at the top are numbered.
Because these two guys are the most badass men in the world!"
Bezerker: "HUSS!"


Jake: "Yeah... Trust me... Trust me Johnny.."


Kevin Nash: "Well, well, well...
Johnny Knoxville and the drug addict Jake Roberts, and the DUI king Bezerker.
You three think you can come into our house and cause trouble?"
Scott Hall: "Heyo, Chico, I don't know what these guys are thinking,
but they've just bitten off more than they can chew."
Scar: "Indeed. We have the strength of the NWO behind us.
Knoxville, Roberts, and The Berzerker should be worried. Very worried."


Mufasa: "They may think they're a bunch of rebels, but in the end,
they're just a bunch of misfits.
We'll show them what it means to face the NWO."
Scott Hall: "We're going to beat you so bad, you'll never want to wrestle again."
Scar: "We're going to make you an example.
We're going to show everyone that the NWO is not to be messed with."


Nash: "And you know, Knoxville, Roberts, and The Berzerker, we've got two words for ya...
'Too Sweet!' Get ready to feel the power of the New World Order!"
Mufasa: "Knoxville, Roberts, Bezerker, you're all going to regret this.
You're all going to wish you had never crossed the NWO.
We're going to make you wish you were dead."