Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen, Mean Gene Okerlund here,
from the legendary Stu Hart dungeon!"
Mean Gene: "Folks, I'm standing with Johnny Knoxville.
Johnny, we've got a big match, but I have to ask,
where are your partners, Jake Roberts and Bezerker?"
Johnny Knoxville: "Well, Mean Gene, I wish I could tell you.
Those guys can be a bit unpredictable, you know.
But I've got a feeling they'll show up when it matters most.
We've got a score to settle with the NWO,
and I'm sure they won't want to miss out on that action."
Mean Gene: "Well, Johnny, you've faced adversity before,
and I'm sure you'll handle whatever comes your way.
Good luck in your match!"
Knoxville: "Thanks, Mean Gene. We'll do whatever it takes to take down the NWO down!
And prove that we're a force to be reckoned with!"
Jake Roberts' theme hits
Jake Roberts' theme hits
Mean Gene: "Cmon jake!"
NWO theme hits
Scott Hall: "HEYYO Ohhh where dey at, chico?"
Kevin Nash: "Yah where are they at Mr. Jackass!"
Mufasa: "What a joke!"
Scar: "Ha ha what a loser!"
Nash kicks Knoxville
Jacknive to Knoxville
Nash: "Where are they?"
Mean Gene: "Cmon he's out numbered!"
Razors edge to Knoxville
Hall: "Oh dats too bad dat yew are down, chico!"
Piledriver to Knoxville
Mufasa: "Count it Mean Gene!"
Mean Gene: "One, two, threeee winners the NWO!"
Mufasa: "Let's get outta here and hit the bars guys!"
Mean Gene: "Johnny Knoxville is down what the hell Jake Roberts, Bezerker where in the heck are ya?"
Mean Gene: "They left this guy all alone, C'mon!"
Jake Roberts' theme hits
Mean Gene: "Jake Roberts where have you been?"
Jake Roberts: "I was in traffic."
Mean Gene: "Traffic up here in the middle of nowhere in Alberta? You have got to be kidding me!"
Jake: "C'mon Johnny get up!"
Jake: "Sorry. I was in traffic!"
Knoxville: "Ohhhh uhhh... We'll get em next week Jake!"
DDT to Knoxville
Jake: "Stupid... stupid.. How stupid can you be? Gosh C'mon man!"
Mean Gene: "Jake! Johnny trusted you."
Mean Gene: "Get back down here!"
Jake: "I'm a snake. Never trust a snake."