Honky Tonk Man: "Welcome to watch them die live! Today it's your call!
We're gonna see Godzilla AKA Leland Honeyman taking on Maniacos
Now, I'm not gonna lie, I'm rooting for Godzilla.
I mean, who wouldn't?
He's a giant, fire-breathing lizard.
Maniacos is a big, strong man, but he's also a fucken coward."
HTM: "Let's see these were the stipulations. The fans wrote in.
The fans called in and the fans liked in and we fucken answered."
HTM: "And its going to be a last man standing match,
it's not about being the strongest or the fastest.
It's about being the toughest.
And Godzilla is the toughest creature on the planet.
Maniacos good luck. I think you're gonna need it!"
HTM: "Here comes Michael Buffer!"
Michael Buffer: "Welcome to watch them die LIVEEE!
The rules are simple.
The last man standing wins.
There are no disqualifications.
There are no countouts.
There will be no mercy.
This is it, fight fans.
This is the match you've all been waiting for...
Maniacos versus Godzilla. Last man standing.
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? AreeeyouuuuuuREAAAADDDY?"
Buffer: "Then for the millions watching on Peacock....
LEEETSS GEEET READDY TO RUUUUUMBBBLEEEEEE!"
Buffer: "He is the host of the Podzilla podcast.
Accompanied by Hollywood mega star Dwyane Like
Maaaaaking his waaaay to the circleee
hailing from the depths of the ocean, Leland Honeyman Also known as Godzilla!
Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult plays
Buffer: "Making his way to the circle!
hailing from the warm waters of the mediterranean sea... weighing in at 300 pouuuuuunds.... Maniiaaaacooos!"