Pat McAfee: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the progrum!
On Zoom I got the man himself, Johnny Knoxville.
Johnny, after that brutal DDT from Jake 'The Snake' Roberts, are you okay?"


Johnny Knoxville: "Well, Pat, I'm still feeling a bit sore, but I'm hanging in there.
You know, I'm a jackass guy so I'm used to taking a beating,
but Jake took it to a whole new level."


McAfee: "Indeed, he did. But uhhhh...
Da question un everyone's mahnd,
will you wrestle uh Jake Roberts Like in uh wrestlin match?"


Knoxville: "You know, Pat, I've never been one to back down from a challenge.
If Jake wants a match, I'm all in.
I'm not scared of his snakes or DDTs!"


McAfee: "Well, dere yew have it, folks.
Johnny Knoxville is ready for whatevuer comes his way,
even if it's more snakes and DDTs!"


Knoxville: "That's right, Pat. It's gonna be one wild ride!"


Mufasa: "Scott, I've heard from Big Sexy he's got something big in store to show our viewers.
The NWO's going to make its presence felt in a way that no one will see coming."
Scott Hall: "HEYYOO! Big Kev's got some tricks up his sleeve,
So it's lyke trick or treating!
The treat is when the NWO takes ovah, nobody's safe, chico
Tune in and watch da NWO dominate."


Mufasa: "Keep watching and you'll see!"
Hall: "Wut dey say in TV chico oh yeah dis a teaser, chico"


Mean Gene Okerlund: "Mean Gene Okerlund here and I know I gotta be objective...
but what Jake Roberts did to Johnny Knoxville was down right wrong.
Well in any event let's bring out Superstar Billy Graham."


Kung-fu fighting by Carl Douglas plays


Mean Gene: "Superstar Billy Graham, there's been a bit of controversy lately.
Dave Meltzer has suggested that you didn't write Don Henley's 'Dirty Laundry.'
What's your response to these claims?"


Superstar: "Well, Mean Gene, I've got to set the record straight. That's just a wild rumor.
What I did say was that I helped him come up with some of the lyrics,
but the song was all his creation."


Mean Gene: "So, there you have it, folks.
Superstar clarifies that he didn't write 'Dirty Laundry,'
but he did have a creative hand in some of the lyrics.
Thanks for clearing that up, Superstar."
Superstar: "You got it, Mean Gene. I'm all about the truth, brotha!"


Kevin Nash: "Hey, Superstar Billy Graham,
we've got a little message for you, brotha.
The NWO is taking over the Stu Hart Dungeon,
and there's not a damn thing you can do about it BROTHA."
Superstar: "I don't know what yer saying my man."


Nash: "This will help you understand you fossil."


Jacknive to Superstar


Nash: "Get ready for a takeover like you've never seen before!"


Jake Roberts: "Johnny Knoxville, I told you to trust me.
But remember, I'm a snake. You should've known better, never trust a snake."


Jake: "Johnny... Oh what a fool you are!
You actually believed I was your friend?"


Jake: "How naive can one man be?
Johnny, you truly are a jackass."