Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen
welcome to watch them die LIVEEE!
Welcome to Halloween Happenings!"
Heyman: "Filling in for the Honky Tonk Man..
The Montreal Mad Man Pat Patterson!"
Pat Patterson: "Yeh d Halloween Happening b going down!
Eh it guna b a goud one! I dink!"
Jim Duggan's theme song hits
Patterson: "Wunder who da guy is guna b!"
Finlay's theme hits
Duggan punches Finlay
Finlay punches Duggan
Duggan punches Finlay
Finlay punches Duggan
Wade Barrett chop blocks Finlay
Barrett punches Finlay
Finlay punches Barrett
Paul Heyman: "Watch Twisted Metal on Peacock!
It's a post-apocalyptic live-action comedy TV show based on the classic 90's PlayStation game series.
Starring Watch Them Die Live's Samoa Joe! I know this show will really rev your engines!"
Michael Buffer: "Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Halloween Happenings.
This is the moment you've all been waiting for!
The most anticipated boxing bout of allll time are you ready.
Fight fans are you reeeeaaadddy?
Then for the millions watching on Peacock.....
LEEETSS GEEET READDY TO RUUUUUMBBBLEEEEEE!"
Buffer: "He is weighing in at 280 pounds, from Mount Olympus, Greece,
he is the son of Cronus and Rhea,
The King of the Gods, the ruler of Mount Olympus!
Annnnd the God of the Sky, he is Zeus!"
Buffer: "Now making his way to the circle....."
Buffer: "The greatest boxer of all time. He is the fastest, smartest,
and most skilled fighter in the world.
He has defeated every opponent he has faced,
and today he is looking to add Zeus to his list of conquests.
The one and only Muhammad Ali!"
Ali: "Come on and fight me big man!"
Ali punches Zeus
Both trade punches
Ali punches Zeus
Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Ali punches Zeus
Ali punches Zeus
Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Zeus punches Ali
Dwyane Like: "Bring in right here!"
Like: "The people at Peacock asked the like what can we do.
The Like told em trust in the like!"
Like: "It's a Peacock egg!
The Like says it's going to hatch!
The Like says it will hatch on Thanksgiving day!"
Like: "If your candy ass doesn't have Peacock...
The like says order now ya jabroni!"
Like: "If YAaaaaaaaaahhh snell what the lik-"
Maniacos' theme hits
Maniacos: "Listen here JACK!
I don't give a damn about a damn egg ya rock-A-jabroni!"
Like: "Oh you will trust the like you will!"
Maniacos: "Listen here jack eat raw eggs DUDE!"
Godzilla AKA Leland Honeyman has a chair!
Maniacos ducks and Honeyman hits Ali
Heyman: "1,2,3,4 fivesixseveneightnineten! Winner... Zeus!"
Maniacos: "Dwyane I'm tired of your shit DUDE!"
Maniacos: "Enough of your fucken games brother!"
Maniacos: "I'm gonna kick your ass brother! And BROTHER there nothing that damn egg...
or that damn lizard are guna do about it DUDE!"