Conrad Thompson: "Eric, I just heard some horrible news.
Governor Kay Ivey has pushed up John Cena's execution date."
Eric Bischoff: "That's great news, Conrad.
The sooner they put this animal down the better."


Conrad: "C'mon Eric.. this is something weve never seen before!
Cena was tried and sentenced within a few months."


Eric: "Yeah so Cena is a murderer!
Let's not forget he escaped prison!
It's what's best for business,
He's a cancer on this industry, and he needs to be removed."
Conrad: "But what about his friends and family?
They're going to be devastated."


Eric: "Fuck his friends. Fuck his family.
His fans are a bunch of sheep.
They'll follow whoever the next big star is.
And the next big star is going to be even better than John Cena."
Conrad: "I don't know, Eric. I think this is a risky move.
John Cena is still the biggest star in wrestling."


Eric: "He was the biggest star in wrestling.
But his time is up. It's time for a new star to take over."
Conrad: "But who?"


Eric Bischoff: "You will find out.
I promise you Conrad that..
the future wrestling megastar is coming very soon to the LOL!"


Bob Caudle: "Welcome to the Legends Only League wrestling fans.
Let's bring em out the American Dream Dusty Rhodes"


Dusty Rhodes' theme hits


Dusty Rhodes: "Bob, I gadda say dat Mr. T is injured
And soiz Ricky Rhodes
And dey can't make it, but don't worry, cuz
mah sun da merican nightmare is here to save the day!
Dat's right, me n mah sun Cody Rhodes
We b taking on Roddy Piper and Shredder!"


Dusty: "Piper, yoah a punk.
You ah low-life.
And yah bout to get your comeuppenience ya unnersand.
Piper you a punk turtle.
And turtles belong in da sewer.
So get ready to get flushed down dat toilet."


Dusty: "So Me n Cody are the American Dream team.
We da best in the bizness.
And we're going to show you why so come on out Coadee!"


Cody Rhodes' theme hits


Cody Rhodes: "That's right, people.
The American Dream team is here to take on Piper and Shredder.
Me and my dad are going to give you a match you'll never forget.
We're going to make you tap out.
We're going to pin you!
And we're going to make you leave with your tails between your legs."


Dusty: "dats right, guna b pulaick if ya wheel.
Da American Dream team is guna take on Piper and Shredder.
We b da best so get ready da fatha n sun doen it if ya wheel!"


Roddy Piper hits Cody with a chair


Paul Orndorff clotheslines Dusty.


Orndorff chokes Dusty
Roddy Piper: "Dis ain't happinen ok yer going out!"


Roddy hits Cody with a ladder
Dusty: "Mahhh suuuun! Please someone help mah suuuun!"