Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Hart Dungeon!
Today, I have a special guest, none other than the "Hitman" himself, Bret Hart!"


Mean Gene: "Bret, we're here in the Hart Dungeon,
Which is a place that's been a staple of the wrestling world for decades.
But now, this sacred ground maybe under siege by the New World Order,
and the Hart family is fighting back.
What's your take on this whole situation?"
Bret Hart: "Mean Gene, it's heartbreaking to see the NWO disrespecting my family
legacy and trying to take over my home.
The Hart Dungeon is more than just a building;
Its a symbol of my family's blood, sweat, and tears.
We're not going to let them take it without a fight."


Mean Gene: "We've seen some heated clashes between the NWO and the Hart family already.
What do you think lies ahead in this war?"
Bret: "Mean Gene. But I'm confident that my wrestling skills will prevail.
I've got the heart, the determination, and the home-field advantage.
The NWO is just a bunch of hyenas trying to make a name for themselves.
They're not welcome here,
and I'm going to make sure they know it."


Mean Gene: "Bret, the fans are behind you and the Hart family.
What message do you have for them?"
Bret Hart: "Thank you, Mean Gene.
And to my fans,
I say this: I'm fighting for you.
We're fighting for our family.
We're fighting for the Hart Dungeon.
And we're not going to stop until we win."


Mean Gene: "I am assuming Bulldog is on your team?"
British Bulldog Davy Boy Smith: "I'm fooked."
Bret: "Oh we're gonna be ready!


You got a friend in me the Toy Story theme plays


Mean Gene Okerlund: "Well folks, it looks like we have an unexpected guest!
It's Woody from Toy Story!"
Woody: "Howdy Mean Gene.
Howdy Bret.
I heard you guys were having a little bit of trouble with the NWO,
so I thought I'd come down and lend a helping hand."


Bret Hart: "Well, I appreciate the offer,
Woody. But this is a family matter.
We are a wrestling family!"
Woody: "Hold on partner!
Bret hear me out.
Once I'm in the match...
I'm gonna show the NWO that you can't mess with the Hart family!
And trust me Bret you got a friend in me."


Bret: "Ok, fine you are in."
Woody: "Boy Howdy! I will show em!"


The Jackass theme hits


Johnny Knoxville: "Hi Woody Hey Mean Gene!
Sooo Bret, I know you're hesitant about having me on the team,
but I'm here to tell you that..
I'm more than capable of helping you take down the NWO."
Bret Hart: "Johnny, I appreciate your enthusiasm,
but I'm not sure what you could possibly bring to the table.
You're a stuntman, not a wrestler."


Johnny: "I know I just started professional wrestling career.
Bret, but I've got heart.
And I've also got training from your father, Stu Hart.
Yeah, he has been a great teacher.
He taught me everything I know about wrestling."
Bret: "Well, if you trained with my father,
then maybe you're not as hopeless as I thought.
But you've still got to prove yourself. You are in the match!"


Mean Gene: "There you have it folks, next week the British Bulldog,
Woody, Johnny Knoxville and Bret Hart will take on the NWO!
And the if Hart family and friends win..
they will retain the control of the Hart house."


Mufasa: "Oh, man, I can't believe this!
Woody from Toy Story and Johnny Knoxville?
Are you serious?"
Kevin Nash: "Bret Hart must be desperate!
He's resorting to using a fake cowboy and a stuntman to fight us."
Scott Hall: "Dis is just too good to be true, mang!
We gonna have so much fun destroying dose clowns."
Scar: "And once we have the Hart Dungeon,
we'll have control of the wrestling world!"