Joe Laracuente: "Due to some construction on the Fun Friday arena Fun Friday has moved for this week......."
Paul Heyman: "Terry Funk....... I know you have been medically cleared so today you will face the animal batista today!"
Terry Funks' theme hits
Paul Heyman: "You hear me Funk you Batista right here today
Batista: "Funk, get ready I will kick your ASS!"
Bret Hart: "Terry Funk, I hope Batista hurts you I don't want to fight you I want to WRESTLE YOU!"
Classie Freddie Blassie: "YOU hear that you pencil neck geek.."
Pigman: "'Taker for past two weeks I have been calling your ass out for the past two weeks!"
Pigman: "Come on out Taker c'mon! C'mon! Thats right I am 3-0 against The Undertaker or as he's known now as the underfaker!"
Hulk Hogan: "All my hulkamaniacs know that on the july 4th I will kick your ass Mufasa! I will win the title for all my hulk-a-maniacs!"
Mufasa: "Wait, wait wait you actually think you can beat me? YOU?! hahaha I laugh at the idea!"
Hulk Hogan: "Get used to the idea brah I will power bomb your ass brother!"
Mufasa: "Really I don't think I have ever seen you power bomb anyone.........."
Ted Dibase attacks Mufasa with a pen
Hulk Hogan: "what happend brother?"
Doink: "hahah how about that huh...."
Eugene: "Undertaker is scared of the pigman.."
Undertaker: "What did you about me boy?"
Doink: "I think he said-"
Eugene: "I, I...... I said I like Candy canes....."
last ride to Eugene
Undertaker: "Pigman, I would've been there in the ring eariler I didn't know Fun Friday moved.....jackass.."
Batista: "Funk... get ready to get out hardcored."
Terry Funk: "C'mon batista get your steriod ass out here.."
spear to Funk
into the can
1,2...........
kickout
Funk chokes Batista
Batista puts Funk into a VCR
Batista props up the VCR
Batista throws Funk
Funk lands head first into the VCR
1,2............
kickout
Batista rips open the VCR
batista punches Funk
batista runs funk chases
spear to Funk off the stage
funk falls
1,2..........
...............
Funk kicksout
Bret hits Funk with a doorstop
Bret wedges the doorstop into the VCR..... Funk cannot move
1,2..............3
WINNER: BATISTA
Bret Hart: "haha what happend Funk? haha I hope your hurt........."
Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun... I will be having fun in Loudon, New Hampshire!"