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Conrad Thompson: "Eric, I just heard some horrible news.
Governor Kay Ivey has pushed up John Cena's execution date."
Eric Bischoff: "That's great news, Conrad.
The sooner they put this animal down the better."
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Conrad: "C'mon Eric.. this is something weve never seen before!
Cena was tried and sentenced within a few months."
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Bischoff: "Oh god here we go aagain..."
Conrad: "What? What I'm sayin is da truth!"
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Bischoff: "Oh your buddy Dave Meltzer tell you that?"
Conrad: "No he didn't! It's true and this whole Mohawk Valley Prow-"
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Bischoff: "Oh God. Cpnrad stop!
I am here today to talk about the future of wrestling."
Conrad: "This again?"
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Bischoff: "In two weeks you will see the man who is the future of wrestling."
Conrad: "It isn't John Cena."
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Bob Caudle: "Welcome to the Legends Only League wrestling fans.
Lets bring out the Russian nightmare Nikoali Volkoff!"
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The Russian National anthem plays
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Bob: "Mr. Volkoff, the wrestling fans wanna know abo-"
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Roddy Piper hits Volkoff with a chair
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Piper and the turtles beat down Volkoff
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Dusty Rhodes' theme hits
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Dusty: "We gunna get a free sample like we b at sams daddeh!"
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The Dusty elbow to Shredder
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Dusty: "Yeah yu bettah b runnin!
Next week daddeh ya mine!"
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