Conrad Thompson: "Welcome to the Legends Only League Thanksgiving show!"
Bob Caudle: "We got Dusty and Nikolai Volkoff versus Roddy and Shredder!"
Caudle: "Happy Thanksgiving wrestling fans!
Let's bring out the American Dream Dusty Rhodes!"
Dusty Rhodes' theme hits
Dusty Rhodes: "Hay Bob dis Thanksgiving, let's gather with ah loved unes,
let's feast ahn delicious food!
And let's give danks fo all da blessings in ah lives.
And as we do, let's member da spirit of ah forefathers
And da values dat made our nation great!"
Nikolai Volkoff: "Spasibo Dusty I love America!"
Conrad: "Isn't this great?"
Dusty: "Dey gave danks fo da land dat provided dem crops.
Da strength to endure da hardships, and fo the hope of a better future.
And that's what danksgiving is all bout dadeh!
And Its bout finding the silver lining, ya unnersand!
Findin it even in da darkest of times."
Volkoff: "USA Numbah one!"
Dusty: "Yah an dere maybe sum dark times in rasslin dese days..
With dis whole John Cena Ding
but lyke pilgrims we look foward to da future!
An of cowse, looken ahead cuz we look foward!
Don't forget to eat plenty of turkey and mashed taters!"
Roddy Piper's theme hits
Dusty: "Ring da bell!"
Dusty rams Piper's head into Shredder
Volkoff: :diz is a great country USA numbah one!"
Shredder kicks Volkoff low
Michelangelo jumps Dusty
Piper: "It's time we b puutin the american dream to sleep!"
Sleeper hold to Dusty
Piper: "Dis fat moron don't kno da real meanin for thanksgiving!"
Piper puts Dusty on the table
Shredder puts Dusty thru a table
2 on 1 to Volkoff
Sting: "Ohhhh Roddddy!"
Piper: "Uhhh wut... Wut I do?"
Sting hits Piper with his bat
Sting puts Piper into the pie
Sting hits Shredder with the bat
Sting: "I'm back they tried to hide me!
BUT THE ICON IS BACK!"
Sting: "Its Showtime, folks!
They tried to kidnap me!
Guess what you can't hide the vigilante!"
1.....2.....
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WINNERS: Dusty Rhodes and Nikolai Volkoff