Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to the legen Hart Dungeon!
We got the legendary Hart family taking on the New World Order!
And this a battle for control of this sacred wrestling ground."
Stu Hart: "EhhhhThisFatbastardehhhh."
Mean Gene: "This is a match for control of the Hart Dungeon, folks.
Some say about this fight...
Its a fight for the heart and soul of professional wrestling."
Stu: "Ehhhhherghhh."
Bret Hart: "Yeah that's right dad.
We wrestle here, Mean Gene!"
Stu: "Ehhhhherghhyouaintgettinnohoney."
Mean Gene: "Let's bring out Johnny and Woody!"
Mean Gene: "Coming down the stairs...
Johnny Knoxville and Woody!"
Woody: "I am proud to fight for the Hart family!"
Knoxville: "Mr. Hart taught me everything!
And I am going to put those skills to the test!"
The NWO theme hits
Scar takes down Woody
British Bulldog Davy boy smith: "I'm gonna Fook em up!"
Big Kev boot to Bret
Bulldog clotheslines Mufasa
Knoxville takes down Scott Hall
Bret: "Dad look I'm putting him in a sharp shooter!"
Stu: "Ehhhhherghhhletmeuhhhseeeh."
Stu: "Letmeuhgivehimasleeeperholdehhh."
Bulldog takes down Hall
Scar gives Woody the Piledriver
Bret takes down mufasa
Bulldog gives Mufasa the running slam
Mean Gene: "One.... twooo..." 20231110_211236
Hall breaks the count
Hall picks up Knoxville
Knoxville takes down Hall into a pin
Mean Gene: "One.....twoooo..."
Jake Roberts: "Johnny is going to take the DDT challenge!"
DDT to Knoxville
Mean Gene: 'My goodness!
What are you doing Jake?
Johnny had the match won!"
Stu: "EhhhhherghhhDisisabigbastard.."
Bret: "No dad!
I am getting the win!
I want to!
My fans wanna see me put him in an submission!"
Stu: "Ehhhhherghhh."
Bret: "But Dad!
My fans wanna see me get the winning submission!"
Mufasa low blows Bret
Mean Gene: "Onnnneee...."
Mean Gene: "Twooo... Threeeee....
Oh no... May God help us!"
Mufasa: "Listen closely, all ye creatures of the wrestling realm.
The balance of power has shifted!
And a new era has dawned upon the Hart Dungeon."
Mufasa: "The Hart family's reign of terror is over.
They have been dethroned, their pride shattered.
The nWo is the new power in wrestling.
We are the kings of this dungeon!
And we will rule with an iron fist."