Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to the Thanksgiving episode of watch them die live.
Well as you can see Roman Reigns has been attacked by Godzilla."


Mean Gene: "Well folks uhhh..
I don't know what this means for our match today.
But I gotta go to the circle for that hatching of the Peacock egg!"


Michael Buffer: "Ladies and gentlemen...
The moment you've all been waiting for is finally here.
It's time for the main event of Thanksgiving Day...
A clash of titans that will shake the very foundations of Mexico!"


Buffer: "These two forces of nature will collide..
Their destinies intertwined in a battle for ultimate supremacy.
The stakes are higher than ever.
The emotions are running high.
Areee youuuuuu REAAAADDDY?"


Buffer: "Then for the millions watching on Peacock..
LEEETSS GEEET READDY...
TO RUUUUUMBBBLEEEEEE!"


Buffer: "From the warm waters of the mediterranean sea...
Weighing in at 300 pounds..
The one the onnnly maniiaaaacooos!"


Maniacos' theme hits


Maniacos: "I dont know what is going on, dudes.
Like dude man Reigns was jumped backstage ya know?
It was by that no good stinky wart infested Godzilla!"


Buffer: "Making his way to the circle...
This man stings his opponents.
He is the master of the hive.
The ruler of the buzz.
With his razor-sharp stinger.
His agile flight, and his ability to swarm his opponents...
Rooooooman Reeeeeignnnns!


Roman Reigns' theme hits


Buffer: "Roooomaaaan Reignnnsss!"




The Rock's theme hits


Rock: "The Rock says...
It's him versus the orange jabroni Maniacos!"
Maniacos: "You want some rock a jabroni let's do it brother!"


Rock punches Maniacos


Spine buster to Maniacos


Rock: "Time for the most electrifying move in all of entertainment!"


People's elbow to Maniacos


Rock: "The Rock says...
The people want to know what's in the egg.
So Mean Gene get your candy ass out here!"


Mean Gene's theme hits


Mean Gene: "Hey... Excuse me Dwayne, what's in THE peacock egg?"
Rock: "The Rock says well ya know something Mean Gene....
that's a question that's puzzled scientists for centuries.
There are many theories,
but no one has definitively proven what's inside a peacock egg."


Mean Gene: "Some people say it's a golden treasure, like booty!"
Rock: "The Rock has heard that one too, Mean Gene.
But I don't think it's very likely.
Peacocks aren't known for burying their eggs in treasure troves."


Mean Gene: "Others say it's a powerful amulet,
Could it be the playmate of the month?
Rock: "The Rock says that's more like it, Mean Gene.
The Rock can definitely see the playmate of the month!
The Rock will get a LITTLE POONTANG PIE ACTION"


Mean Gene: "Who knows maybe it's a wrestler?"
The Rock: "Whatever it is.....
The Rock says it will be the greatest thing since sliced bread."


Gobbledy gooker's theme hits


Rock: "Hey Gooker you smell what the rock is cooking?"
Gooker: "Gobble... Gobble gobble..."


Mean Gene: "Hold on a minute if the Gooker is there who or what is in the egg?"
Rock: "Whatever it is it smells whats the rock is cooking."
Gooker: "Gobble... Gobble"


Mean Gene: "I'm starting to hear the egg crack..
This is really cracking me up!"


Mean Gene: "Stand back this egg is about to blow!"


Bray Wyatt: "I'm here!"


Wyatt: "There's my brother!"
Mean Gene: "Brother?"


Wyatt and the Gooker hug


Maniacos chokes Rock


Big boot to Rock


Leg drop to Rock


Mean Gene: "One.. Two Threee!
Winner Maniacos!"


Mean Gene: "Maniacos look over there at this egg deal!"


Maniacos: "What the hell is going on here, man!"
Wyatt: "IT'S ME!
The eater of worlds, the bringer of chaos, the harbinger of doom!"


Maniacos: "Yeah I've seen you around BROTHER
you think you're so tough, Wyatt?
You think you can scare me?
Let me tell ya something BROTHER You're nothing but a freak DUDE!"


Wyatt: "I am not a freak, Maniacos. I am the truth.
I am the darkness that lurks within us all.
I am the embodiment of fear.
You? You're a liar, a cheat, and a fraud.
You've built your entire career on lies."
Maniacos: "That's not true!
I've always tried to help people.
I've always tried to make the world a better place.
I don't give a damn what you are BROTHER!"


Mean Gene: "Soo Maniacos it will be you versus Bray Wyatt?"
Maniacos: "You heard right Mean Gene!
I'm gonna send this DUDE back to the hell BROTHER!"
Wyatt: "Run!"