Pat McAfee: "Hey Superstar!
I gotta get yer input on leaving ESPN.
And joining KPUP-LP in Patagonia, Arizona.
I knu it sounds crazy...
I wanna bring my show to a different audience.
Plus, my new co-host!
The legendary Superstar Billy Graham!"

Superstar: "Well, I'm honored, Pat.
Its a bold move, my brotha!
thats what tha Superstar does...
Superstar does it all bold my man!"

McAfee: "It's bold!
It's a more localized and southwest-focused approach.
And, you kno with yer rasslin background,
we can add a unique twist ya kno?"
Superstar: "I like the sound of that, my brotha.
But what about Zeus cheating against Ali?"

McAfee: "Ha Ha We're diving right in.
Yeah Zeus never truly beat Ali!"
Superstar: "He never did contray what that liar Paul Heyman says.
Controversy sells my brotha!"

McAfee: "We are guna go viral and bring attention to KPUP-LP!"
Superstar: "Viral, huh? I like the way you think, brotha.
And hey, with yah energy and my charisma,
brotha we'll make make all the headlines!"

McAfee: "Let's bring some excitement to Patagonia!
We're shake things up in the radio world.
And, of course, expose Zeus for what he is."

Superstar: "Oh and I got a new painting in honor of the greatest of all time!
So buy it!
Cuz We're bout to make this station..
tha hottest and boldest thing in Arizona!
Since my wife Valerie's salsa!"

Paul Heyman: "Welcome to watch them die live!
Did you see that loser Pat McAfee left the high paying job at ESPN!
What a mark he joined a bad FM station in Arizona!
And those two losers go on that loser station...
And who do they talk about?
They talk about Zeus!"

Honky Tonk Man: "And the loserstar paints....
A painting for that so-called "Greatest of All Time,"
Muhammad Ali huh that fucker is nothing but a scared little bitch."

Heyman: "That's right, Honky Tonk.
Ali knows he's no match for Zeus.
That's why he's been ducking our calls,
He's afraid to face the real deal."

HTM: "Oh and on that bad FM station that old fool,
Loserstar Graham, was still crying about Ali's loss.
What a loser!
Ali is a has-been, a relic of the past.
He should just hang up his gloves!
That fucker should admit that he's no match for Zeus!"

Zeus' theme hits

Heyman: "So, this goes to Ali or anyone in the back...
if you're not too scared...
step into the circle come on and face Zeus!"

Brock Lesnar's theme hits

Heyman: "Oh ok awesome. Lesnar!
Brock has conquered the UFC, the NCAA!
And everything else that has dared to stand in his path."

Heyman: "Zeus, stands as an immovable force!
A mountain of muscle and determination. He has defeated every challenger in this circle!
And he has left them crushed and broken."

Heyman: "This match, WILL BE a clash of the titans!
IT WILL a must-see, a spectacle!
IT WILL be etched in the annals of fight history!
This is a spoiler, ladies and gentlemen...
Zeus will emerge victorious!
Zeus will solidify his position...
as the undisputed ULTIMATE FIGHTER!"

Heyman: "Hey Xavier, get your man ready for next week!
And next week to the viewers on Peacock...
Everyone will sit back, relax, and prepare..
Prepare to witness the match that will redefine fighting!
Zeus versus Brock Lesnar!
It will be a clash of titans!
AND it will shake the very foundation of Peacock!"

Paul Heyman: "Watch Twisted Metal on Peacock!
It's a post-apocalyptic live-action comedy
And this TV show based on the classic 90's PlayStation game series.
Starring Watch Them Die Live's Samoa Joe!
I know this show will really rev your engines!"

The Rock: "The Rock says...
That his favorite wrestler all time showed up last week!"
Godzilla: "And he popped out of an egg..
C'mon down Braaaay Wyaaaat!"