Mean Gene Okerlund: "Good evening, folks, and welcome to Stu Hart's wrestling.
I'm your host, Mean Gene Okerlund!
And today I got some exclusive interviews!
With Bret "The Hitman" Hart and Johnny Knoxville!"


Mean Gene: "First up, we got Bret Hart on via Zoom.
He'll be sharing his thoughts on last week's match against the nWo."
Bret Hart: "Listen up, all you NWO scum!
You think you've taken the Hart Dungeon from us...
But you're dead wrong.
The Hart Dungeon is more than just a building;
It's a legacy, a tradition, a way of life.
And you'll never take that away from us"


Bret Hart: "I blame Johnny Knoxville for all of this.
He was the one who brought you into our sacred grounds,
and he's the one who will pay for his treachery."


Bret Hart: "My fans deserve more than this.
They deserve to see the Hart Dungeon restored to its former glory.
They deserve to see Bret "The Hitman" Hart!
My fans know I'll bring back the pride and honor to the dungeon."
Bret Hart: "And I'm going to do it.
I'm going to take on the NWO one by one,
and I'm going to outwrestle them all.
I'm going to show them what real wrestling is all about.
So come on, NWO, bring it on!
I'm ready for you!"
Mean Gene Okerlund: "Interesting comments from Bret Hart.
Well folks, let's bring out Johnny Knoxville!"


The Jackass theme hits


Mean Gene: "The one and only Johnny Knoxville is here.
So Johnny uhhh...
What do you have to say about Jake Roberts and Bret Hart?"
Johnny Knoxville: "Well Gene, I'm officially calling out Jake 'The Snake' Roberts!
I've been watching him slither around the ring for years,
and I'm ready to give him a taste of his own medicine."


Mean Gene: "Well, Johnny, that's certainly a bold move.
Jake Roberts is no easy opponent."


Knoxville: "I know, Gene, but I'm not afraid of a little snake venom.
I've faced worse in my Jackass stunts.
And hey, Jake, if you want to bring all your snakes be my guest.
I'll make sure to bring my own little surprise."


Mean Gene: "What about Brets comments on that Zoom video?"


Knoxville: "Let me get this straight, Gene.
Bret seems to be under the impression.
That I'm responsible for losing the Hart Dungeon last week.
Well, I'm here to tell you Bret that you sir are wrong."


Mean Gene: "Really?"
Knoxville: "I respect Bret Hart and his legacy.
But last week, he made a mistake.
And well that mistake cost his family the legendary dungeon."
Mean Gene: "Ok Johnny... Welll lets go to the dungeon!"


Stu Hart: "Ehhhhherghhh"


Stu: "Ehhhhherghhh.....
Ehh ok I'm guna go Fer da leg gimme da leg."


Stu: "Ehhhhherghhh gimmie da leg."
Marty: "Hey old man! Don't you know it's the NWO dungeon now!'


NWO's theme hits


Scott Hall: "HEYYO Dis is da NWO'S HOUSE NOW!"
Kevin Nash: "Home sweet home. But damn it smells like old man here!"
Scar: "Old man this is our territory!"
Mufasa: "Our kingdom got that old man!"


Scar: "He can't hear!"
Mufasa: "We'll show em some sign language!"


Mufasa grabs Stu
Marty grabs the Indian


Mufasa: "Everything the light touches.."


Hall: "Is our kingdom, chico!'


Jacknive to Stu


Nash: "And its just....."
Mufasa: "Too sweeeet!"