Jake Roberts: "The snakes crawl at night. Thats what they say.
So Johnny Knoxville you have been challenged to a Snake Pit Match!"


Jake: "This will be inside the Hart Dungeon, surrounded by my friends,
we will settle this once and for all!
I'm going use my friends as an advantage."


Jake: "Do you have the guts, Knoxville?
Do you have the courage to face the Snake in his natural habitat?
Or will you cower in fear, like the little boy you truly are?"


Jake: "I'll see you in the Snake Pit, Knoxville.
Prepare to meet your maker."


Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to Stu Hart's wrestling!
Folks, you just heard it from Jake Roberts...
Next week it will be a special epsidode entitled when the snakes come out.
It will be Jake Roberts versus Johnny Knoxville!"


Mean Gene: "Let me bring out The one and only Johnny Knoxville!"


The Jackass theme hits


Johnny Knoxville: "Hey Gene so lets talk about my match against Jake Roberts.
I wanna say that I know wrestling.
Thanks to Mr. Hart.
Oh and get well soon Mr. Hart."


Mean Gene: "Yeah we hope Stu a speedy recovery.
Well, Johnny, it's certainly going to be an interesting match.
Jake Roberts is a veteran and he's known for his unpredictable style."

Knoxville: "Yeah, Gene, I know Jake Roberts is a tough opponent.
But I'm not afraid of him.
I can out wrestle him."
Mean Gene: "Well, Johnny, I'm sure you can..
But this is a different kind of challenge.
This is a snake pit match, and there are no rules."


Knoxville: "That's just fine with me, Gene. I'm a Jackass,
and I'm used to not having rules."
Mean Gene: "Well, at the risk of sounding negative...
Jake Roberts is a very dangerous competitor.
He's got a lot of experience, and as he said he knows how to use the snakes to his advantage."


Knoxville: "Definitely. And speaking of snakes..
I bet Jake Roberts is joining the nWo.
What do you think about that?
Why would he say the match would be in the dungeon the NWO now owns."
Mean Gene: "I don't know if Jake Roberts is officially in the nWo, Johnny.
But if he is, it's just going to make the match even more exciting."


Knoxville: "Well uhhh that's certainly one way to look at it, Gene.
But you are right to think that.
But uhh it's important to remember that this is more than just a wrestling match."


Mean Gene: "I have no doubt about that, Johnny.
Thanks for taking the time to chat with me tonight.
I'm sure the fans are eager to see what happens next."


Scott Hall: So get used to it, Hart family.
The nWo is here to stay.
And the Hart Dungeon is our new home.
Mufasa: "Last week, we made it official.
This place is no longer the Hart Dungeon.
It's the nWo Rockhouse!
We signed the deed with our fists,
and we'll defend our kingdom with our lives.
Kevin Nash: "You can cry all you want, Harts.
You can scream until your faces turn blue.
You can even try to fight back.
But it won't change anything.
We own this place now, and we're going to do whatever we want with it."
Scar: "Here We're gonna train fighters to be tougher and more ruthless than any Hart ever was.
And then, we're gonna take over the entire wrestling world!"


Mufasa: "Let's begin out training!"
Scar: "So kid you knew Mufasa when he went to Michigan State?"
Marty: "Yeah I want to learn how to wrestle and be a part of the NWO!"


Mufasa: "Joining the nWo is not a game.
It's a commitment to excellence, to power, to dominance.
It's a brotherhood of warriors, united against a weak and complacent world."
Zebra: "What do I need to do?"


Mufasa: "Take him down!"


Zebra takes down the tyrant lizard


Mufasa: "Tighten up on that arm bar!"




Marty: "What do you think?"


Mufasa: "Not bad, kid.... Not bad."