Paul Heyman: "July 4th the fireworks will go off here on Fun Friday.... Get ready to see the most intense I quit match ever between Undertaker and the pig man and lets not forget about-"
(Triple H's theme hits)
Triple H: "I Don't give a crap about the July 4th event... I want Cena.."
Paul Heyman: "Why don't back up.."
Triple H: "Why DON'T YOU give me a match against Cena tomorrow?!"
Paul Heyman: "I can't do that!"
attitude adjustment to HHH
John Cena: "Hey, H this feud isn't over..... it's just started...."
Mike Tenay:"To the back with Mac Tonight!"
Ronald McDonlad: "I want everyone to take notice on Fun Friday to the new member on the roster..."
Miss Connecticut: "3 boys and me at once oh my!"
Mac Tonight: "hahaha it's good eating tonight!"
Tony Chimel: "The Following match is for the intercontinental title currently in the ring from Perry Georgia.... RONNNNNNNN SIMMMMONNNSSSS!"
chokeslam to Ron
1,2....3
WINNER: KANE
Ron Simmons:".....................DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from The Ice Age........ Buck and Rudy!"
undertakers theme hits
Undertaker: "After this match you both are going back to extinction!"
undertaker throws one to another
boot to Rudy
last ride to Rudy onto Buck
1,2.......3
WINNER: THE UNDERTAKER
Pigman: "Good win there you fucking politican! You can beat all the dinosaurs you want you ego-maniac you will say I quit whether or not you like it or not!"
Hulk Hogan: "Listen here maniacs July 4th the holiday for celebration you will celebrate when I win the Fun Friday title!"
Ted Diabase: "And let's not forget about our 401ks"
Mufasa: "Shut up both of you I don't care about your 401ks or your problems.."
Terry Funk attacks Mufasa
Bret Hart and Freddie Blassie attack Hogan and Dibase
Terry Funk: "Bret... Get ready to step in the ring with the king of the hardcores.."
Bret Hart: "Terry Funk I WILL OUT WRESTLE YOU!"
Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun.... tune in tomorrow!"