Roddy Piper: "Alright, you morons.
You think you seen it all?
You think you know what hardcore is?
Well, you aint seen nuthen yet!"

Piper: "I be here to introduce you to da most hardcore karate fighter to ever come out of Japan!"

Piper: "Dis is da man who's gonna smash Dusty Rhodes into a million pieces!
Dis is da guy dat is guna bring a whole new meaning to extreme!"

Piper: "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...
Da one...
Da only...

Piper: "Dis man is a machine!
He be trained harder dan anyone you've ever seen!
He fought his way through da tuffest competition in Japan!
And now, he be here to end da merican Dream!"

Piper: "And remember, folks, this is da ol' hot rod tellin ya..
Ho Li Fuk is gonna make Dusty Rhodes say "Ho Li SHIT!"

Conrad Thompson: "Eric, I just heard the news.
And uhhh... the governor has announced John Cena's execution will be live streamed.
I can't believe it.
What do you think about this?"
Eric Bischoff: "I think it's fantastic news.
John Cena is a menace to society, Conrad."

Conrad: "But Eric, this is a human life we're talking about.
A public execution what fucking year is this?"
Bischoff: "John Cena committed a crime, Conrad.
And he deserves to be punished.
This execution will be a great Christmas gift for everyone."

Conrad: "I can't believe you just said that, Eric."
Bischoff: "Oh I believe every word of it.
And I'm sure you will too, once you see the execution.
It will be a spectacle you'll never forget.
Same with the future of wrestling who will be here next week."

Conrad: "I don't want to see that or the execution.
And I don't think anyone else should either."
Bischoff: "Suit yourself.
But don't say I didn't warn you.
You'll be missing out on a historic event.
Oh and sorry for the delay, fans.
the fans will have to wait another week for the future!"

Sting: "The Stinger was taken but he's back!
Yeah that's right the stinger was kidnapped but he escaped and guess what.."

Sting: "The Stinger is working on getting the truth on who kidnapped me and who framed John Cena."

Sting: "I am The Stinger, the icon of justice!
I will gather the evidence, piece by piece, and next week some of pieces may come together."

Sting: "The world will see the truth about who is the kidnapper!
And then John Cena will be exonerated.
Because whomever kidnapped me is the Mohawk Valley Prowler
And the Prowler is... the kidnapper and the real murderer!"