David Crockett: "Welcome to the Legends Only League!
I have a legend gracing us with his presence.
Roddy Piper, the man who needs no introduction, is here!"


Crockett: "Last week you lit the internet on fire, Roddy."
Rowdy Roddy Piper: "Yah cuz I got da the rights to.
Da most extreme wrestler Japan has ever produced.
Da one.
Da only.
HO LI FUK!"


Crockett: "Ho Li Fuk?!
That's impossible!
The man is a legend, a mythical figure shrouded in mystery.
How on earth did you manage to do that?"
Piper: "Lemne say I have me ways.
And let me tell yah, dis...
Dis be da beginning.
Ho Li Fuk will unleash a level of violence!
Onto da fat Dusty Rhodes!"


Dusty Rhodes' theme hits
20231211_211325 Dusty Rhodes: "Enuf of dis shit!"




Dusty: "Holy fuck!"


Conrad Thompson: "For years, I worked the grill, slingin' burgers and fryin' up dreams.
I was literally drinking the oil off the foreman grill just to keep going.
Then I discovered AG1!
This amazing energy drink is packed with vitamins and minerals It's the fuel your body and mind crave.
It may not taste as good as the oil off the foreman grill
Trust me, your taste buds and your health will thank you.
AG1 it's not just a drink, it's a revolution."


Bob Caudle: "Welcome back to the Legends Only League, wrestling fans.
We have a very special guest with us today."


Bob: "Eric Bischoff has dubbed this guest the future of wrestling."


Bob: "Bischoff, as you all know, is a wrestling legend.
And his opinion carries a lot of weight in this industry.
And guess what?
Bischoff believes this man is the future of wrestling!"


Bob: "Let's bring out this future of wrestling!"


Enzo Amore's theme hits


Enzo dances


Bob: "Oh my goodness wrestling fans it's Enzo Amore!"
Enzo: "Certified G's in the house!
How you doin', Bob?"


Bob: "I'm doing great thank you for asking Enzo.
You're looking really certified, I might add."
Enzo: "Yah Bob. Always.
Now, I know why Eric Bischoff handpicked me!
He's a smart guy, dat Bischoff.
He knows I'm the future of wrestling."


Enzo: "I see dese old guys round here.
And dose guys are relics of the past.
Da business needs a new face.
And a new voice, and guess wut?
Dat's me, da bonafide stud, Enzo Amore!"


Bob: "Ya know Enzo...
The wrestling fans may say you're being arrogant, disrespectful."
Enzo: "Haters gonna hate, Bob.
Dat's just da nature of da game.
But tha real fans, tha smart fans.
Dey recognize a star when dey see one.
Dey kno I'm the real deal, da next big thing in wrestling."


Enzo: "Its bout reality.
I am the future, and the future is now.
So mark my words, tha name is Enzo!
Enzo will be synonymous with wrestling.
Bada boom realest guy in tha room!"




Enzo: "Wadda u want?!"
Sting: "YOU!"
Enzo: "Aay I didn't dew nuthen!"


Sting: "Naw... your just the Mohawk Valley Prowler!"
Bob: "What?!"
Enzo: "What are you doing?"


Sting: "Don't you get it?
This man is perp!"
Enzo: "YO! It ain't me, dog!"


Sting hits Enzo with the bat


Sting: "Oh but it is... Dog...."


Sting: "Hey Enzo, dog... you will be put in a kennel!"