Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Total Eclipse of the Hart!
Today we got a good old folks,
we got the British Bulldog Davy boy smith taking on Scott Hall."

Mean Gene: "This match is about respect for Davy Boy.
And will Hall's NWO arrogance prevail?"

Mean Gene: "And after the match is over.
We will hear from Stu Hart.
Stu will tell us his condition.
And what his future plans are."

The Jackass theme hits

Mean Gene: "Johnny you alright from last week?"
Johnny Knoxville: "Gene, let's just say last week...
I delt the most unpleasant reptile.
Half man, half snake, and all attitude."

Mean Gene: "I was not here last week.
It sounds like something out of your wildest Jackass stunt.
Did he bite you?
Johnny: "Nah, thankfully.
But he did try to squeeze me like a python in a bad mood.
I thought I was gonna be a human pretzel for sure!"

Mean Gene: "Well, Johnny, I'll give you this: you've got guts.
Most people would run screaming from a half-snake monster.
But you, you stood your ground."
Johnny: "Let's just say adrenaline and a healthy dose of stupidity kept me on my feet.
And this is a message to Jake Roberts.
This is wrestling, not Jurassic Park!"

Marty: "Coming down the stairs is the baddest group in wrestling history...
Theeeeeeee NWOOOOOOOOOO!

The NWO theme hits

Scott Hall: "HEYYO! Who here is here to see sa Hart family?
Who is here to see da NWO?"
Kevin Nash: "Another one for da good guys!"
Mufasa: "The Hart Dungeon kingdom now ruled by the NWO!
The New World Order has arrived to give this place a much-needed upgrade!
Scar: "Since we now run this house we say what goes!"

Mufasa: "That's right, brother!
NWO for life!
And tonight, Davy Boy, your career will end.
Get ready to taste the sweet, sweet nectar of the New World Order!
Scar: "Cuz the NWO is just toooo sweeeet!"