Pat McAfee: "Superstar, I've got this feeling that Brock Lesnar is going to take down Zeus.
But he needs to stay focused, no distractions."
Superstar Billy Graham: "Distractions, Pat?
What are you talking about my BROTHA?"


McAfee: "Well, I heard Lesnar's been into gaming lately.
I mean, who wouldn't love playing video games with Xavier Woods.
but with Zeus on the horizon,
he needs to put down the joystick and focus on the win."
Superstar: "Pat, you might have a point.
When Ali watches, he wants to see a fighter at their best,
not messing around with video games."


McAfee: "Exactly! I can picture Ali smiling if Lesnar brings his A-game.
But, you know, Lesnar needs to hear this advice."


Superstar: "You're right, Pat.
We should send Lesnar a message:
my brotha brocky docky Put down the Atari, Ali's watching, my man and we need you at your best."
McAfee: "That's the spirit!
We want Ali to watch and say,
"Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee."


Superstar: "Let's get the message out, Pat.
We want Lesnar in the circle, not in front of a atari screen!"
McAfee: "Brock, if you're listening,
it's time to set aside the games!
Ali's counting on you to show Zeus what you're made of!"


Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen welcome to watch them die live!
Today I stand before you not to boast..
And not to gloat, but to deliver a stark, cold truth.
The Beast Incarnate, Brock Lesnar, is about to meet his maker.
And that maker's name is Zeus!"
Honky Tonk Man: "Zeus got tha fucken lightning in his feet and thunder in his fists.
God damn he moves like a fucken panther And hits like a mother fucken hurricane!"


Heyman: "Buffer, do your thing!"
Buffer: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Peacock!
This is a spectacle guaranteed to ignite your inner fight fan!
This ain't your average dance recital, folks.
This is Some Fools Never Learn!"


Buffer: "Fight fans on Peacock....
We're about to witness...
Some Fools Never Learn.
Are you ready?
Areee youuuuuu REAAAADDDY?
Welll for the millions watching on Peacock....
LEEETSS GEEET READDY TO RUUUUUMBBBLEEEEEE!"


Michael Buffer: "From the virtual battlefields of Fortnite!
The champion of the Octagbleeds!
The Beast Incarnate!
The king of the digital wasteland.
Theeee man who conquered the world of Mixed Martial Arts...
Brooooock Lessssnaaaaaar!"


Brock Lesnar's theme hits


Xavier Woods: "It's gonna be game over for Zeus!"


Buffer: "Entering the circle undefeated!
The last time he was in the circle..
This man defeated the fabled Muhammad Ali..
This is a force of nature, a living legend etched in the annals of combat!"


Buffer: "The Oneeeee...
The onnnnllly ZEEEEUUUSSS!"


Zeus' theme hits


Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"


Lesnar chokes Zeus


Lesnar takes down Zeus


Lesnar punches Zeus


Zeus punches Lesnar


Zeus picks up Lesnar


Zeus drops Lesnar


Lesnar lands on his head


Woods: "Oh damn!"


Heyman: "What does your man say?"


Heyman: "What now?"
Woods: "Uhhhhh..."


Woods: "Brock what do you say?"
Lesnar: "NO!"


Zeus punches Lesnar


Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"


Heyman: "Woods.. how about now?"


Woods: "Oh man he ain't moving!"




Woods throws in the towel


Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen Zeus is the ultimate FIGHTER!"


Bray Wyatt: "Next week, south of the border.
Where the sun bleeds tequila and the air crackles with ancient magic.
I invite you to a dance.
A twisted waltz in the heart of the Firefly Fun House!"


Wyatt: "But fame fades, BROTHER.
Just like the sun dips below the horizon, leaving shadows in its wake.
And in those shadows, something stirs...
Something whispers."


Wyatt: "Then come to me, Maniacos.
Come to the Firefly Fun House,
not in a wrestling match...
but under the blazing Mexican sun.
Come face your fears, your failure..
In the heart of my twisted playground."


Maniacos: "Well, let me tell you something Mean Gene,
The mania is stepping into the twisted world of Bray Wyatt,
and it's gonna be one wild ride, MAN!"


Maniacos: "I'm ready to bring the thunder,
the lightning, and all the maniacs with me, MEAN GENE!"


Maniacos: "This dude has been playing mind games,
But let me tell you, brother, when you step into the circle with the mania,
it's a whole different ballgame DUDE!"


Maniacos: "I don't care if it's the Firefly Fun House or anywhere else, BROTHER!
I'll take you on in your own twisted playground or any other place you wanna go!"