Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to Stu Hart's wrestling!
Folks, let me bring out...
The one and only Johnny Knoxville!"


The Jackass theme hits


Mean Gene: "Johnny are you finally 100%?"
Johnny Knoxville: "Gene, that DDT, man.
Oh it felt like I got hit by a reindeer with a steel spine."


Gene: "Yeah Jake isn't exactly call him the most festive fella.
But why would the NWO invite a guy like him to their Christmas bash?"
Johnny: "Beats me, Gene.
Maybe they wanted some extra venom in the eggnog.
Ohhhh maaaaybe...
The NWO is hoping he'll scare the ghosts of Christmas past away.
Whatever it is, Gene..
I wouldn't want to be on the NWO's naughty list this year."


Mean Gene: "Speaking of naughty lists, how about Bret "Hitman" Hart?
He's been the NWO's sworn enemy all year.
And suddenly he's judging their gingerbread house competition?
Talk about a stocking stuffer of surprises."


Johnny: "That's what I'm sayin'!
Maybe they're recruiting him, Gene.
Oh Maybe uhhh they're hoping the Hitman can..
bring some wrestling to their holiday bash."
Mean Gene: "Let's goto the NWO Christmas bash and find out."


Marty: "What's up, wild ones?
Marty the party zebra in the house!
And tonight, ain't nobody throwin' a bash like the New World Order!
Forget your Rudolph and your reindeers.
Cuz Santa ain't the only one slingin' gifts tonight!"


Marty: "We got snow angels made of whipped cream.
And we got a dance floor hotter than Santa's chimney!
Oh and enough eggnog to fill the Arctic Ocean!
And speaking of icy legends..
Bret "Hitman" Hart, you hear me?"
Mufasa: "Yeah Bret come on down."
Scar: "Bret we want to see youuuuuu!"
Scott Hall: "HEYYO HIT MANG?"


Mufasa: "We want to give Bret something.
And the guy doesn't even show up."
Scar: "Yeah all we wanted was a peace offering.
And tell him he's the best wrestler in the world."




Bret Hart's theme hits


Mufasa: "Bret come here!"


Bret Hart: "Hey you scum.
Uhhh... The last time I checked..
The Hitman wasn't exactly on the NWO Christmas card list."
Marty: "Here drink up!"


Marty: "Go ahead Bret it's our gift."


Bret: "Ya kno wut no thanks."


Mufasa: "You ingrate that bottle was our peace offering!"




Booker T: "HAY SUCKAS!
WE DA GUYS STU CALLED YA DIG?"
Road Warrior Animal: "Tell em hawk..."


Road Warrior Hawk: "Wellllllll....."


Stevie Ray takes down Kevin Nash


Animal double clotheslines Scar and Mufasa


Booker slams Scott Hall


All brawl
Marty: "Whoaw wut da heck is going on?"


Animal: "We're the Party poopers tell em Hawk..."


Hawk: "Wellllllll we crash parties!"


Doomsday Device to Marty


The road warriors beat down mufasa




Hawk: "Wellllllll I need a drink!
OHHHHHH WHAAAAT AAAAAA
RUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHH!"


Booker T: "HAY NWO!
WE TAKIN BACK DIS!
FO DA HART FAMILY!
SO YA NWO SUCKAS BETTER KNO..
DAT ITS US GINST YEW!
AN ITS FO THE CONTROL OF DIS CRIB YA DIG?"